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re: Had an appointment in Lafayette the other day

Posted on 12/12/25 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30897 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 12:15 pm to
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Countless times coming home from Tennessee/NC/Georgia I have driven for 8/9 hours on those interstates with no issues, then get on 12 in Slidell and its like people have just been released from the insane ward. The stark difference in the amount of cars on the road coupled with the aggressive low IQ drivers on 12 is astounding


All of this. Driving on 55 or 59 and then exiting on to 12 is like entering hell. All of the land under 12 is cursed and most of the drivers become possessed.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9892 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 12:17 pm to
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Pinhook, between the Vermillion River and Evangeline Thruway, has to be the narrowest 4 lane road in the world.


It’s because they took a 2 lane road with a middle turning lane (3 lane width) and made it into a 4 lane road without the ability to go wider due to existing buildings

South College is the same way and of course half of the drivers struggle to stay in their lane with such a low margin or error

While we are on the subject of bitching about Lafayette drivers- most of these motherfrickers are either too lazy or too entitled to use their god damn blinker . I travel all over the country for work and Lafayette is the worst place for that shite
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 12:17 pm
Posted by sigsauer
LA
Member since Jan 2009
510 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 12:26 pm to
I've been on a couple of projects in Lafayette for the last two years and I agree. I've never heard so many people honk the split second the signal turns green. I guess you're expected to have a trans lock on during red with the tach pegged to launch as soon as green flashes.

Both super aggressive and dumbass drivers make for fun drives.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12108 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 12:56 pm to
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They're small time


Matt Stuller says, "Sup".
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12108 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 12:58 pm to
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honk the split second the signal turns green.


That's because Couyon Duhon has his head everywhere but on the road. Funny thing is, it's not always even the cell phone that's distracting them
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 4:36 pm
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32970 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 1:02 pm to
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I've also never seen a more poorly laid out city.
The Vermilion River cuts through the city and there’s only 6 bridges that cross the river, making it more congested than it should be.

And going east to west or vice verse is slow because there’s only Johnston St. north of the river.

So yeah, the layout sucks.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32970 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 1:12 pm to
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The traffic lights are incredibly out of sync, you pass a green light to a red light in 20 feet.
This drives me insane.

fricking University is the worst. Johnston isn’t much better.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9766 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:48 pm to
Been to and driven in Houston, Dallas, Boise, SLC, DC, Raleigh, Miami, Kansas City, all for multiple days on trips.

Lafayette is more fricked up than all of them.
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 4:49 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63044 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:04 pm to
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Been to and driven in Houston, Dallas, Boise, SLC, DC, Raleigh, Miami, Kansas City, all for multiple days on trips.

Cool. I used to be a truck driver for an oilfield company. Houston alone is almost worse than all of those other places combined, as far as reckless drivers go.

For pure gridlock, though, LA and DC rule, and the stats bare that out. Lafayette does suck, but you're high if you think it's worse than them.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
12007 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:44 pm to
Don’t come to Houston. You’d hate it
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18785 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:30 pm to
It’s south Louisiana. We’re surrounded by low IQ goobers whose only thought is their next beer or hit
Posted by shaqtaw
Member since Oct 2009
6586 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:30 pm to
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I've never heard so many people honk the split second the signal turns green. I guess you're expected to have a trans lock on during red with the tach pegged to launch as soon as green flashes. Both super aggressive and dumbass drivers make for fun drives.


This. The problem is once a light turns red, 5 more cars go through it. I wait on purpose not to get in a wreck. I know most and myself included don’t like red light cameras but these idiots around here need them.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24089 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:37 pm to
The scariest traffic I've been in was between Dallas and Austin. Three lane interstate with the traffic all going 83 mph and a quarter car space between vehicles. Everytime I backed off someone's rear another car would change lanes and take that spot. Happened so often I almost ended up back in Dallas, where I began.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4518 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:03 pm to
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I12 is like a nascar track if all the drivers were retarded.





Thanks for the reminder that I'll never be poor enough or stupid enough to fulfill my dream of NASCAR.
Posted by ImJustaBoy
Member since Oct 2023
1873 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:04 pm to
only 6 bridges
There’s 8 in the city limits of Lafayette
Posted by JackieSonnier
South Crowley
Member since Nov 2023
391 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:55 am to
So I’m going to say what everyone is thinking ….. it’s the young black folks. It’s not everyone it’s just them that drive really bad
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9766 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:57 am to
That’s not at all what I saw.

I saw fat white guys driving the most aggressively.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
15960 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:04 am to
Did you got to Deano’s Pizza baw?

Go get you some Bon Temps Rolls and a Cajun Executioner, tee.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22566 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:59 am to
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I will add, I've also never seen a more poorly laid out city.

It's that river. And in the olden days there were only three roads coming into town. Plus the railroad crossings. I know it's better now.
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
920 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:00 am to
Lafayette drivers are the worst in the nation. The turning lanes all over the main roads are awful and a training ground for nuts. Normally you’d hope the city would improve things, but after what they did to Camilla and Johnston, no thanks. The good news is you can drive here, you can drive anywhere in the US
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