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Had a bout with a type of sleep paralysis yesterday
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:37 pm
Was sleeping on the couch taking in a nice late afternoon nap. Dog was on the couch, wife was next to me binge watching some sci-fi stuff.
My brain was telling me to wake up. I couldn’t move. I couldn’t make any noise. I could still hear the TV, but I don’t think I was fully comprehending it. I tried to make noises, and according to the Mrs all I did was make a very slight groan. All I could do was wiggle my toes. She noticed that but thought I was doing it in my sleep.
I finally woke up when she woke me up after a solid hour and a half. Some of the scariest shite I’ve experienced.
My brain was telling me to wake up. I couldn’t move. I couldn’t make any noise. I could still hear the TV, but I don’t think I was fully comprehending it. I tried to make noises, and according to the Mrs all I did was make a very slight groan. All I could do was wiggle my toes. She noticed that but thought I was doing it in my sleep.
I finally woke up when she woke me up after a solid hour and a half. Some of the scariest shite I’ve experienced.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:37 pm to TexasTiger08
You need an exorcist baw
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:38 pm to TexasTiger08
You were dreaming bro.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:38 pm to TexasTiger08
JBE haunting your dreams, baw?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:38 pm to TexasTiger08
Is it possible you were dreaming it? Some dreams seem real AF...
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:39 pm to TexasTiger08
Had the same thing happen to me twice recently. Were you laying on your back? I read that can cause it.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to TexasTiger08
Sounds like some weird shite.
I'd kinda like to experience. You didn't happen to take a bunch of hydrocodone before this happened.
I'd kinda like to experience. You didn't happen to take a bunch of hydrocodone before this happened.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to TexasTiger08
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I finally woke up when she woke me up
she hid the pillow?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to TexasTiger08
Your wife performed a poison test on you. Next time the dosage will be fatal.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:42 pm to AUsteriskPride
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Sleep apnea
Narcolepsy
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:43 pm to TexasTiger08
Did the rougarou pull your toes?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:44 pm to TexasTiger08
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My brain was telling me to wake up. I couldn’t move.
One of the most recently discovered symptoms of the China Flu. Better wear your mask now!
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:44 pm to TexasTiger08
Your wife slipped something in your drink, baw.
How's your butthole feel?
How's your butthole feel?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:47 pm to TexasTiger08
quote:they're conspiring
Dog was on the couch, wife was next to me binge watching some sci-fi stuff.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:49 pm to Chef Curry
Laying on my side. I told myself to try to roll off the couch onto the floor. That didn’t work, obviously .
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:50 pm to REB BEER
No drugs other than my daily dose of anti-anxiety meds. I’ve taken those for years, so I can’t imagine it being a random effect of those.
Trust me, you don’t want to experience.
Trust me, you don’t want to experience.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
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How's your butthole feel?
Now that you mention it, butthole feels a little loose. I think that’s from years of a terrible diet wreaking havoc on the pipes.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:52 pm to TexasTiger08
Used to happen to me 4 or 5 times a night back when I got what I felt to be a bad batch of Seroquel.
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