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re: Guys around their friends vs around their gf is just pathetic

Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47555 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:20 pm to
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And then if I'm lucky she'll let me play video games with her.


LOVE IT!
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45757 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:20 pm to
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She's just looking for jokes and to feel better!!!

she just needs a date with a doctor.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109526 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:21 pm to
You know what's annoying: airline food. Seriously, they used to give me peanuts, but now thanks to pussies complaining with nut allergies, I have to give up my peanuts! frick off!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55522 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:21 pm to
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starfishing


que?
Posted by Tooncesridesagain
Member since Jan 2015
615 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:21 pm to
Guys will do a lot of things for poon. Have you never heard of this ?
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7149 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:21 pm to
Sometimes it's just creative bargaining.

I can say that my fiancee forces me to watch Vanderpump Rules/Real Housewives of Wherever, but in actuality we just have an agreement where I get a bj for putting up with two hours of mindless, senseless (highly-scripted) drama. I'm quite certain that she would rather my friends think she has me bending to will than the fact it's all just a sexual arrangement.

Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2552 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:21 pm to
You're killing independent George!
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm to
Dump the zero, get with a hero Heather.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm to
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I'm starfishing

spit out a sip of Shiner
Posted by LSURonin
SELA
Member since Jan 2015
99 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm to
C'mon you don't want your guy to seem pwhipped around his boys, do you? Let him have his facade, it's important.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm to
I would never say that to you
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6492 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm to
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the boat sank


Not possible
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47555 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:22 pm to
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quote:


starfishing




que?


Starfishing? Hahah You have never heard it?
It's when a chick just lays there (on back or stomach) legs spread arms out and lets you pound away and get yours. Lazy/tired sex on her part.

Starfishing. Say it.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83988 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:23 pm to
You're obviously not pretty enough for him to be genuine all the time.

Congrats on being ugly.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:24 pm to
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starfishing
quote:

que?





Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:24 pm to
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she just needs a date with a doctor.
truth. Doctors cure all, right?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55522 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:24 pm to
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It's when a chick just lays there (on back or stomach) legs spread arms out and lets you pound away and get yours. Lazy/tired sex on her part.



I do that to 'em anyway
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47555 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Sometimes it's just creative bargaining.

I can say that my fiancee forces me to watch Vanderpump Rules/Real Housewives of Wherever, but in actuality we just have an agreement where I get a bj for putting up with two hours of mindless, senseless (highly-scripted) drama. I'm quite certain that she would rather my friends think she has me bending to will than the fact it's all just a sexual arrangement.


We all do a lot of shite for the other half. I have gotten involved in the Bachelor/ette shows over the years b/c it's time we spend together after work. I mean frick it , if I gotta watch it, I'm going to make the best of it. Kind of like racing/sliding grandmaw's coasters around the floor when you were visiting as a kid because she didn't have toys. Make the best of shite.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33269 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:24 pm to
O Heather,

Teach him a lesson: don't answer his 3 am booty calls anymore.
geeezzzzz.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:29 pm to
there was enough room on that thing for 2 people... rose was just a bitch
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