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re: Guy starts dating sex doll after fiancée dumps him

Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by DerkaDerka
Member since Jul 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:28 pm to
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Women have to evolve and understand that we need more than their vaginas. If prostitution wasn't shamed so much society as a whole would have figured out it is more efficient and economical



Or at least not be in breach of contract by restricting access to said vaginas and/or granting access to other dudes. Or even bailing on the marriage as soon as conditions become slightly more favorable elsewhere and taking them cash and prizes with them. But hey, apparently a guy has to be deficient in some way to notice that 50%+ marriages end in divorce and 80%+ percent of the time the woman initiates the dissolution.
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5379 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:32 pm to
He’s obligated to meet his sex doll parents. As typically is the case, the dad will be cool, but the mom will be artificially bat-shite crazy.
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3736 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:39 pm to
Where were these sex dolls when I was engaged?
Posted by Thacian
USA
Member since Aug 2015
2173 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:39 pm to
My honest question to a man who has one of these attracrive dolls is: what does the whoha feel like compared to a real one?
This post was edited on 1/8/23 at 2:42 pm
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11315 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:46 pm to
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what does the whoha feel like compared to a real one?


I wonder if you get to pick the whoha type you want?? Hmm
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49000 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:49 pm to
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Harry Mudd
outstanding sir
Posted by DerkaDerka
Member since Jul 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:54 pm to
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I wonder if you get to pick the whoha type you want?? Hmm


SPROPU: Spinning Robot Pu$$y
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:15 pm to
Once robotics tech and ai catch up there will be lots of lonely women
Posted by DerkaDerka
Member since Jul 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:39 pm to
AI is going to crush it and that's just a moment away. The robotics tech will trail a bit, but probably not too far away.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53536 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:40 pm to
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Once robotics tech and ai catch up there will be lots of lonely women

There won't be any people to produce it
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15199 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:43 pm to
That man has lost his marbles.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 4:16 pm to


I see that he gave her a pearl necklace.

This took until page 6. OT is slacking in the job.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49000 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 4:23 pm to
any guy saying he wouldn’t stick his dick in that thing is straight up lying
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19821 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 5:36 pm to
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any guy saying he wouldn’t stick his dick in that thing is straight up lying

Everyone would. The problem is taking your expensive Fleshlight home to mom.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62260 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 5:43 pm to
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any guy saying he wouldn’t stick his dick in that thing is straight up lying


Agreed…the real question is whether you would use a condom to avoid having to clean up your own jizz?
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16100 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 5:45 pm to
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I’d smash it.

Then clean it with tears of shame afterwards.

Truer words have never been spoken than this. Thousands of years of Men regretting the choice they made to do the deed with but hey at least this one you can stick back in the closet without worrying about the police
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12287 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 5:58 pm to
Have y'all looked at the Instagram? I thought any sort of nudity wasn't allowed on IG, but this dude is showing nips and balloon knots with these ladies
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29729 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 6:00 pm to
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I’d bang that thing



Really?!? He's so old and wrinkly....
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 6:00 pm to
That thing's face looks like those composite averages of lots of young women, which technically is supposed to produce the most attractive person.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51887 posts
Posted on 1/8/23 at 6:31 pm to
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How do you position these things to do the deed? Is it missionary only? Asking for a friend.
Not only that, how do get them to 98.6°F? Like, at room temp? That's kinda' really creepy.
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