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Grown men who can't clean up after themselves
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:09 am
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:09 am
Is this a generational thing? I work in a corporate office setting and several times a week I'll go in the bathroom and someone has left a huge dump in one of the toilets and not flushed. And just about daily I'll go in there and people haven't flushed the urinal. It's not just one particular bathroom either.. happens in all the bathrooms around here and happened at previous workplaces.
We have a cleaning crew that comes after hours and cleans each night, but it's bizarre to me that grown man can't manage to take half a second to flush the damn toilet. On top of that, by the end of the day there's paper towels all over the floor. I don't need to go in the bathroom and know what Tom in accounting had for lunch. And don't even get me started on how shite gets on the back of the bowl either.
Just wondering if other people encounter this in their workplaces. Excluding OT ballers who don't work or who work from home in their pajamas.
/rant
We have a cleaning crew that comes after hours and cleans each night, but it's bizarre to me that grown man can't manage to take half a second to flush the damn toilet. On top of that, by the end of the day there's paper towels all over the floor. I don't need to go in the bathroom and know what Tom in accounting had for lunch. And don't even get me started on how shite gets on the back of the bowl either.
Just wondering if other people encounter this in their workplaces. Excluding OT ballers who don't work or who work from home in their pajamas.
/rant
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:10 am to sweetwaterbilly
Office doesn't self flush?
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:12 am to sweetwaterbilly
They leave doodoo in the terlet?
That is disgusting.
Why do you assume it is "men"? Womyn may be identifying as men and executing a doodoo raid on your masculine spaces.
That is disgusting.
Why do you assume it is "men"? Womyn may be identifying as men and executing a doodoo raid on your masculine spaces.
This post was edited on 10/23/19 at 7:13 am
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:12 am to thelawnwranglers
From my experience toilets in office settings are notoriously bad. I can flush three times and it's still not going down. If there isn't a plunger in the stall with me, what am I suppose to do?
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:13 am to Ssubba
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From my experience toilets in office settings are notoriously bad. I can flush three times and it's still not going down. If there isn't a plunger in the stall with me, what am I suppose to do?
Man we got industrial strength toilets in here. I've yet to come across an amount of TP that it can't handle in one flush. But even then, people apparently can't wait around for a few seconds to see if a second flush is necessary.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:23 am to sweetwaterbilly
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I work in a corporate office setting and several times a week I'll go in the bathroom and someone has left a huge dump in one of the toilets and not flushed.
You didn't know? This is how you establish dominance. Think about it. Someone leaves a pile of Lincoln Logs for the world to see and you're the one flushing them.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:26 am to sweetwaterbilly
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I'll go in the bathroom and someone has left a huge dump in one of the toilets and not flushed. And just about daily I'll go in there and people haven't flushed the urinal.
I've been to airports before
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:28 am to sweetwaterbilly
Leaving your big dump in the office toilet is a power move.
See.. you’re still thinking about it.
See.. you’re still thinking about it.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:37 am to sweetwaterbilly
This also applies to women. My vision and sense of smell are regularly compromised when I walk into the restroom at work.
This post was edited on 10/23/19 at 8:14 am
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:44 am to sweetwaterbilly
I work in an office setting and there is shite all over the toilet seat once a week or so. I don't know how you don't realize that is there or knowingly leave it for the next guy.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:46 am to sweetwaterbilly
We have this one dude that I work with, that every time he takes a shite, he leaves shite ON THE frickING TOILET SEAT.
HOW THE frick IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE??? Dude is a fat frick and smells horribly. He works in the warehouse, so he’s never in the office...until he has to use the bathroom.
HOW THE frick IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE??? Dude is a fat frick and smells horribly. He works in the warehouse, so he’s never in the office...until he has to use the bathroom.
This post was edited on 10/23/19 at 7:50 am
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:51 am to sweetwaterbilly
I work at an Engineering Firm and these "professionals" are some of the dirtiest motherfrickers I know. I guess they are so used to their stay at home wives taking care of everything, they bring that same etiquette to work. I feel for the cleaning lady on our floor.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:52 am to sweetwaterbilly
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I'll go in the bathroom and someone has left a huge dump in one of the toilets and not flushed
That’s a power move. They are making you smell and look at their shite when you flush it. And tiny particles of it get in the air when you flush and get in your mouth.
They are literally making you eat their shite. You need to identify the culprit, drag them into the bathroom after they leave it, and shove their head in the toilet to establish dominance
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:54 am to fr33manator
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They are literally making you eat their shite. You need to identify the culprit, drag them into the bathroom after they leave it, and shove their head in the toilet to establish dominance
fr33 you jest, but I'm tempted on a slow day to just sit outside the bathroom in a chair and after every single person leaves go in there and check the state of things.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:55 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Man we got industrial strength toilets in here. I've yet to come across an amount of TP that it can't handle in one flush. But even then, people apparently can't wait around for a few seconds to see if a second flush is necessary.
That’s prison toilets son. You can flush your fricking pants down them if you want. My old office had them, and I miss them
This post was edited on 10/23/19 at 7:56 am
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:56 am to phutureisyic
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I feel for the cleaning lady on our floor.
The worst I've seen was when I was doing professional services work for a company that had a restructure that involved layoffs and relocations.
Someone decided to have their arse explode all over the floor in one of the men's room. Not just a neat little pile but more like the bathroom scene from Dumb and Dumberer with Bob Saget.

Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:58 am to sweetwaterbilly
The majority of people are slobs, this is nothing new.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:59 am to sweetwaterbilly
I never jest. Ever.
You need to stand up and say “I’m not gonna take your shite anymore.”
You need to stand up and say “I’m not gonna take your shite anymore.”
Posted on 10/23/19 at 8:00 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Grown men who can't clean up after themselves
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I work in a corporate office setting and several times a week I'll go in the bathroom and someone has left a huge dump in one of the toilets and not flushed.
Doesn't compute. I thought this was about leaving crumbs on the counter or dirty clothes on the floor. If you leave shite in the toilet then you are a legit disgusting slob. We had two unisex bathrooms in my office that we had to turn into a mens and womens because guys can't flush or keep the shitter clean. Even after that they put a lock on the women's restroom because guys were still leaving floaters.
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