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Grift (Entrepreneur?) Alert: You can buy personalized spells on Etsy

Posted on 7/13/24 at 3:47 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476617 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 3:47 pm
Pact with Pantheon of Hell, 72 Lords of Hell Ritual ($50,000.00)







quote:

Being UNDER THE DOME OF THE HELL PANTHEON means forgetting that there's anyone in this world who can interfere or harm you! Have you ever considered what UNCONDITIONAL protection and patronage is, the idea that you can have your own impeccable army guarding you, controlling what you can't even see or feel?
To come under the patronage of a Power whose job is to block out the harm surrounding you. To have protection in all spheres of life, shutting out negativity from any point of impact across various layers of worlds. An energy ARMOR against ANY of your enemies. When even the whispers and thoughts of your adversaries turn to dust... to NOTHING. I can grant this to you. Give you the feeling of ABSOLUTE INVIOLABILITY!

"Quisquis audebit tuam requiem violare, delebitur."

This is a complex and labor-intensive ritual. I perform it only twice a year, and there are significant reasons for this! Firstly, I prepare the offering for the Legion in advance, and feeding 72 demons in one ritual is costly and not simple. Secondly, the complete period of merging your energy with each demon takes a total of 13 days.



DarkVegasMagic

That's the main page, which offers other such spell opportunities, like:

Pact with Lucifer ($12,000.00)



quote:

"Lucifer - luminare intellectus, inspirans ad quaerendum veritatem."
Mephistopheles, Satan... Lord of Light and Son of Lies. He is feared, cursed, worshipped, and BEGGED to grant a drop of His Power. Dozens of traditions from the past and the modern world invariably follow a path that, one way or another, intersects with Him. The father of the primordial BEGINNING and the creator of everything and everyone that fills the underworld - Lucifer!

He WAS, IS, and WILL BE! It was He who crowned rulers of the past and elevates leaders of today. His Power can give a simple human soul the energy of EXCEPTIONAL AUTHORITY. The touch of the Lord's hand can fill you with skills and abilities inherent to the Greatest people of global significance. And if you are not filled with prejudice and fear towards Him, you can TASTE HIS POWER!



This is what I get looking for realistic (prop-worthy) versions of the Necronomicon on Etsy
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74838 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 3:48 pm to
My imaginary friend is stronger than your imaginary friend.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
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Posted on 7/13/24 at 3:57 pm to
This post was edited on 7/13/24 at 4:08 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476617 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:04 pm to
I have to wonder how much the graphics make the seller, in this instance.

I have to imagine this one makes a lot less money, for instance.

quote:

POWERFUL MONEY SPELL, Money Spell, Wealth Spell, Clauneck Spell, Clauneck, Spell Casting, Magic Spell, Magick, Witch, Get Rich Spell


$29.70


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75116 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:08 pm to
I've had an idea over the years that I've never done, and don't even know if it is feasible. I've always thought about running an ad in the paper (I guess now on Facebook or Craigslist) that reads: "Now Buying Souls, Cash Paid". I wanted to see how many takers I'd get. If I did it I would have a Bill of Sale, notarized and signed for said soul-buying agreement.
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18875 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:10 pm to
All this is more believable than muh project 25
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
4954 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:10 pm to
That’s some messed up stuff. Even joking about it should make one uncomfortable.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476617 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

All this is more believable than muh project 25

This isn't a poltilcal thread
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476617 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

That’s some messed up stuff. Even joking about it should make one uncomfortable.


Why do you hate short people?

Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182283 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 4:57 pm to
Al Bundy did this first and was turned into a monkey by real psychics





Youtube Link
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74242 posts
Posted on 7/13/24 at 5:03 pm to
How would you profit buying souls though?
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