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re: Got 3 tickets today in the mail from a small town in Italy.

Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42510 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:09 pm to
Send them a UN bill

Art of the deal
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23550 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:10 pm to
Tell them "baciami il culo."

Then sign it "Il Duce."

This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 8:18 pm
Posted by ChEgrad
Member since Nov 2012
3950 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:24 pm to
Ravenna or Verona by any chance? Welcome to the club.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26331 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:29 pm to
Send them a Trump campaign flyer
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:34 pm to
Be sure to pay it
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26974 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

My ticket was in English but as I noted the response must be in Italian.


Stick a meatball in the return envelope and mail it back.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:48 pm to
pretty sure i'm getting one for Florence. Get this, the rental car return is WITHIN the restricted driving area!!!!
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10391 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:53 pm to
For frick's sake. Are you kidding me?

Lucca. Btw
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68386 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Did you notice that your reply has to be written in Italian?


When I got my ticket in Milano, I sent "frick Off" written in Thai.

Went back the next year with no problems.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

In his defense it's prett fricking hard to drive in a foreign city when all of the signs are in their language.



Is that why asians suck at driving in the US?
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:29 pm to
send them $300 laced with cyanide
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:37 pm to
Why would you even consider paying it?

You shouldn't pay red light camera tickets in AMERICA. You'd pay a restricted road camera ticket from a quasi third world country in Europe?

Reminds me of the letter a former employer sent me to remind me that I know their trade secrets and if I tell anyone they'll sue me.

Straight to the trash.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173713 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:16 am to
Just don't go to Tuscany. There's nothing available.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 1:25 am to
Well done!
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6320 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:01 am to
Mail them back the ticket in an envelope full of pubes.
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
9104 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:09 am to
Don't fly through there in the future fyi. I've heard in Amsterdam if you get caught with a speeding ticket and it goes on your record, customs there will stop you/send you into a small room and ask you to pay the fee before leaving. Not sure if it's the same in italy, but i wouldnt take the chance
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:51 am to
Take a wet shite in a box and send it back to them, seriously. WTF are they gonna do about it?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40382 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 5:10 am to
I'm guessing? the citations weren't sent via registered or certified mail.

And I am guessing they don't have your Social Security Number.

And I am guessing you are figuring out where I am going with this.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 5:15 am to
How's that puppy????? And how's Whitney been???? I miss seeing those long legs and nice tits on the reg......
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 5:41 am to
quote:

Don't pay them and hope they extradite. Free trip to Italy!


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