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re: Got 3 tickets today in the mail from a small town in Italy.

Posted on 5/13/17 at 5:44 am to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144671 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 5:44 am to
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ell 'em you're an American and you'll do whatever the hell you damned well please.


That worked for Amanda Knox.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68386 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:28 am to



BenitoOG
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74606 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:30 am to
How do you translate "you can want in one hand and shite in the other" into Italian?
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:32 am to
Write back in english.

Send 300 lira.

Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:33 am to
The are going to throw OP in the secret Mussolini black site prisons.

US & Italy have an extradict agreement between them. Lube up
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:38 am to
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Not a brag thread that I went to Italy.


When did going on vacation become Brag worthy?
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15334 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:51 am to
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:59 am to
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My ticket was in English but as I noted the response must be in Italian.


What do you mean "response"? I've never written a letter along with paying a ticket.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:59 am to
Mail them back a picture of Amanda Knox
Posted by pkloa
Member since Jan 2011
2303 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:08 am to
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How's that puppy????? And how's Whitney been???? I miss seeing those long legs and nice tits on the reg......

So Whitney is, what, a greyhound? I doubt the puppy is yours, though. Unlikely you've been paying support anyway.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:13 am to
You can't drive cinquantacinque?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35531 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:26 am to
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I just don't know what to do about tickets.


I would do with them exactly what I'm doing with bogus Dallas toll-road tickets. It's a little coarse but just follow up w Tucks.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89823 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:32 am to
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If you were real baller status the Ferrari dealer would give you a loaner since you've already purchased so many.



See Freddie Bisco...The Gray Ghost.

He's known from coast-to-coast like buttah on toast.
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 9:35 am
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89823 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:34 am to
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Send a horse's head back.


A pile of fish wrapped in a bulletproof vest.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:41 am to
Lol at you poors with your Ferrari's. If you're not sporting a Koenigsegg Agera R on the Italian countryside youre doing it wrong.
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