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Good Morning *HeatWave Edition*
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:00 am
Rise and Shine


This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 4:07 am
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:11 am to pioneerbasketball
Morning
JOTD
A fat lady walks into a bar.
She raise her arm showing off her hairy armpits and says “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” A drunk guy in the back says “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
This goes on a few more times. “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
The drunk guy tells the bartender how nice the ballerina looks. The bartender replies “ Look, I appreciate you buying the lady drinks, it’s good for business. But I must ask, why do you call her a ballerina?”
The man replies “ I figured anybody who could raise their leg that high must be a ballerina.”
JOTD
A fat lady walks into a bar.
She raise her arm showing off her hairy armpits and says “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” A drunk guy in the back says “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
This goes on a few more times. “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
The drunk guy tells the bartender how nice the ballerina looks. The bartender replies “ Look, I appreciate you buying the lady drinks, it’s good for business. But I must ask, why do you call her a ballerina?”
The man replies “ I figured anybody who could raise their leg that high must be a ballerina.”
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:15 am to Bullfrog
Good morning fellers. Up and at them, early.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:24 am to pioneerbasketball
Morning boys....bout to make some coffee
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:39 am to pioneerbasketball
Today in History
1815 Napoleon abdicated his throne for the second time after his defeat at Waterloo.
1870 The U.S. Justice Department was created.
1874 Dr. Andrew Still became the first to practice osteopathy.
1943 W.E.B. DuBois became the first black member of the National Institute of Letters.
1944 President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed the G.I. Bill of Rights.
1969 Singer-actress Judy Garland died.
1987 Actor-dancer-singer Fred Astaire died.
Morning Hangit,Bullfrog,pioneerbball,mpar.
It was a great morning at the PRALF(Paden Ridge Assisted Living Facility)yesterday.
1815 Napoleon abdicated his throne for the second time after his defeat at Waterloo.
1870 The U.S. Justice Department was created.
1874 Dr. Andrew Still became the first to practice osteopathy.
1943 W.E.B. DuBois became the first black member of the National Institute of Letters.
1944 President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed the G.I. Bill of Rights.
1969 Singer-actress Judy Garland died.
1987 Actor-dancer-singer Fred Astaire died.
Morning Hangit,Bullfrog,pioneerbball,mpar.
It was a great morning at the PRALF(Paden Ridge Assisted Living Facility)yesterday.
This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 4:44 am
Posted on 6/22/19 at 4:42 am to pioneerbasketball
Good morning.
Hope y’all have a great day.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 5:32 am to LSUtoBOOT
Morning people.
Tired and hurting sucks.
Tired and hurting sucks.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:08 am to fishfighter
good morning all you OT GMT sunshine pumpers...
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:15 am to farad
Good morning everyone
. Currently flying down to fort lauderdale for the day and we're hitting some moderate turbulence over the NC/SC border. Just trying to get to the beach and chill
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:16 am to CuseTiger
Good morning OT. Half a day of work then it's
time
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:15 am to pioneerbasketball
Mornin’


This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 7:19 am
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:24 am to tidalmouse
Mornin’ mouse and the rest of you crazy bastards.
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:30 am to tidalmouse
Morning Kids.. Gonna go to the long awaited Militaria show today.. Hoping to come back with some cool shite...
Wow, I had to look up Judy Garland... Overdose of Barbiturates.. Who knew.
Stay Cool my fellow internetters.
Wow, I had to look up Judy Garland... Overdose of Barbiturates.. Who knew.
Stay Cool my fellow internetters.
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