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Posted on 5/30/16 at 10:43 pm to white perch
I thought it was golbon as a kid but yeah it's a great cure for swamp nuts.
Posted on 5/30/16 at 10:45 pm to white perch
I used baby powder in high school to keep from getting chafe at football practice but what is the advantage if you have an office job. Should I go back to powdering my balls just to keep things fresh?
Posted on 5/30/16 at 10:47 pm to white perch
It's a god send, and i believe Baby Jesus(gee sus, not hey sus) sentt it here for our needs.
When i worked at chrysler, i was a painter, and had to wear the painters coveralls, which did not breathe, and the frickin paint booths were old school, so it was like a furnace in there.
i would get gaulded like a mother fricker, it was so bad, that you would of thought i was burning a whole webber, full of meat. MY thighs were on fire, that fabric started the flames and i was a hurting.
I would go into locker room at break, pour some gold bond in my hand and spread that shite all over the sack and thighs.
U could go from being gaulded and literally in flames, to ur shite being 100% cured in hours.
I swear, when my shite was on fire down there from those coveralls and the heat,all i did was use some gold bond, and it felt like Mr Miyagi clapped his hands and was rubbing my shite to 100% health.
When i worked at chrysler, i was a painter, and had to wear the painters coveralls, which did not breathe, and the frickin paint booths were old school, so it was like a furnace in there.
i would get gaulded like a mother fricker, it was so bad, that you would of thought i was burning a whole webber, full of meat. MY thighs were on fire, that fabric started the flames and i was a hurting.
I would go into locker room at break, pour some gold bond in my hand and spread that shite all over the sack and thighs.
U could go from being gaulded and literally in flames, to ur shite being 100% cured in hours.
I swear, when my shite was on fire down there from those coveralls and the heat,all i did was use some gold bond, and it felt like Mr Miyagi clapped his hands and was rubbing my shite to 100% health.
This post was edited on 5/30/16 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 5/30/16 at 11:49 pm to stlslick
I use half the bottle of gold bond then add corn starch to fill it back up and mix together. Don't be a frick up like my broseph and add corn meal. It is still a painful memory for him.
Posted on 5/31/16 at 7:40 am to white perch
Couple of fighter pilots a few years ago made a music video called "Gold bond a breath mint for my balls" needless to say they got in trouble. 
Posted on 5/31/16 at 7:44 am to white perch
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This post was edited on 5/31/16 at 8:04 am
Posted on 5/31/16 at 10:42 am to white perch
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Gold Bond is awesome
I keep a travel size bottle of the medicated powder in my golf bag at all times. It's been a life saver on more than one occasion.
Posted on 5/31/16 at 11:33 am to EyeoftheEldrick12
Posted on 5/31/16 at 11:42 am to white perch
Family Dollar sells its own generic "Gold Bond" - exactly the same at 1/2 the price.
Posted on 5/31/16 at 11:55 am to RedPop4
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Don't powder the anus. It'll dry out and you'll rip your grommet.
Posted on 5/31/16 at 12:02 pm to Aubs10
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I don't think the feeling of baby powder on my nuts sounds very comfortable.
Not baby powder. Body powder. I use it everyday under my arms and on the crotch area.
Posted on 5/31/16 at 12:33 pm to white perch
Its a party in the pants.
Posted on 5/31/16 at 12:50 pm to white perch
The Breath Mint for Your Nut Sack™
Posted on 5/31/16 at 12:55 pm to White Bear
Those who have used fresh balls and gold bond.. Which do you prefer? FB is pretty expensive.
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