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Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:02 pm to Jimbeaux
Why is he going to court for that?
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:06 pm to Jimbeaux
You show up before the hearing starts, the DA walks around to everyone with a clipboard and asks how people plan to plead and if they plan on contesting the ticket. If you do, they meet with you for a minute and offer you a plea deal or not. If you’re good with a guilty plea, they give you a piece of paper which you take down the hall to pay your fine.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:07 pm to Jimbeaux
Really....... You will get treated worse than the dindo that was driving around for 40 min with the police chasing him.. Bad thing is you won't have gravy fighting for you. And you're white. Shove a tube of astroglide up your arse during processing, beg for a honeybun to use as a bribe, and be prepared for the long timers to ask you for your socks.
ETA: just try and get some sort of pre-trial intervention, community service type of stuff, and pay a fine.
For the community service stuff go to Habitat for Humanity and serve it there. In air conditioning all day, and will have to do minimal work while searching out the good stuff to come back and buy.
ETA: just try and get some sort of pre-trial intervention, community service type of stuff, and pay a fine.
For the community service stuff go to Habitat for Humanity and serve it there. In air conditioning all day, and will have to do minimal work while searching out the good stuff to come back and buy.
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:08 pm to Dragula
He’s scared enough. I haven’t even needed to use my best prison rape jokes.
The money for the fine is coming out of his pocket, but as any Dad knows, money is fungible and he’ll just be asking for cash for some other thing that much sooner.
I could go with him and maybe navigate the court process with a little more savvy, but he can handle it himself. Good learning experience.
I was just curious to see if anyone knew how much it’s going to cost him.
The money for the fine is coming out of his pocket, but as any Dad knows, money is fungible and he’ll just be asking for cash for some other thing that much sooner.
I could go with him and maybe navigate the court process with a little more savvy, but he can handle it himself. Good learning experience.
I was just curious to see if anyone knew how much it’s going to cost him.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:09 pm to Jimbeaux
Start thinking about whose bitch you’re going to be baw.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:10 pm to Jimbeaux
Stuff peanut butter in your underwear before showing up. When it’s your turn at the bench reach back and grab a handful and start eating it. You’re as good as free at that point
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:12 pm to blueboxer1119
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Mine was the same day as LSU / Oregon State football game. I was pissed.
Alexis Serna TYFYS
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:15 pm to Jimbeaux
Are you voting Democrat? You get a second ID.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:16 pm to Jimbeaux
When I got busted with one I had pay a fine, community service and if I remember correctly go to an alcohol class
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:21 pm to Jimbeaux
pretrial intervention is the answer you seek
otherwise judge marabella gonna throw the book at you
otherwise judge marabella gonna throw the book at you
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:41 pm to Jimbeaux
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but as any Dad knows, money is fungible
Of course, 100% correct.
I absolutely know what fungible means.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:44 pm to Jimbeaux
One or more of the following:
(1) A fine of not more than $200.
(2) An appropriate amount of community service not to exceed 30 hours.
(3) Suspension of the violator's driver's license for 90 days.
R.S. 14:333
(1) A fine of not more than $200.
(2) An appropriate amount of community service not to exceed 30 hours.
(3) Suspension of the violator's driver's license for 90 days.
R.S. 14:333
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:50 pm to Jimbeaux
Just remember, getting repeatedly a$$ raped in prison doesn't make you a homo -- unless you start to enjoy it.
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:02 pm to blueboxer1119
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They'll put you in a pre-trial intervention class.
Waste of a pre-trial if you plan on getting a DUI
I kid I kid.
Kinda.
But really, I have to imagine the fines for fake ID are way less than DUI so save your one pre-trial for the big boy.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:05 pm to Jimbeaux
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What should he expect?
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:09 pm to diat150
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I got one about 20 years ago and when I went to court the judge said he had bigger fish to fry and I just had to pay the fine.
They didn’t worry about petty stuff like that back then. Now? If you are white you will be doing some hard time.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:13 pm to 225Tyga
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:35 am
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:15 pm to Jimbeaux
Hopefully you used another fake ID to take the rap for the charge of having the first fake ID.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:16 pm to OldmanBeasley
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As soon as you get to prison just start shitting everywhere while making eye contact and smiling at everyone around you. Then getting a run start and slide through your shite. After that no one will mess with you
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