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re: Going to court for a fake ID in EBR - What to expect?

Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:00 pm to
Wear a mask. Dare them to prove it isn't you.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97616 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:02 pm to
Why is he going to court for that?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67027 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:06 pm to
You show up before the hearing starts, the DA walks around to everyone with a clipboard and asks how people plan to plead and if they plan on contesting the ticket. If you do, they meet with you for a minute and offer you a plea deal or not. If you’re good with a guilty plea, they give you a piece of paper which you take down the hall to pay your fine.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:07 pm to
Really....... You will get treated worse than the dindo that was driving around for 40 min with the police chasing him.. Bad thing is you won't have gravy fighting for you. And you're white. Shove a tube of astroglide up your arse during processing, beg for a honeybun to use as a bribe, and be prepared for the long timers to ask you for your socks.

ETA: just try and get some sort of pre-trial intervention, community service type of stuff, and pay a fine.

For the community service stuff go to Habitat for Humanity and serve it there. In air conditioning all day, and will have to do minimal work while searching out the good stuff to come back and buy.
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 7:14 pm
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20107 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:08 pm to
He’s scared enough. I haven’t even needed to use my best prison rape jokes.

The money for the fine is coming out of his pocket, but as any Dad knows, money is fungible and he’ll just be asking for cash for some other thing that much sooner.

I could go with him and maybe navigate the court process with a little more savvy, but he can handle it himself. Good learning experience.

I was just curious to see if anyone knew how much it’s going to cost him.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45084 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:09 pm to


Start thinking about whose bitch you’re going to be baw.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:10 pm to
Stuff peanut butter in your underwear before showing up. When it’s your turn at the bench reach back and grab a handful and start eating it. You’re as good as free at that point
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45084 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:12 pm to
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Mine was the same day as LSU / Oregon State football game. I was pissed.


Alexis Serna TYFYS
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:15 pm to
Are you voting Democrat? You get a second ID.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124302 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:16 pm to
When I got busted with one I had pay a fine, community service and if I remember correctly go to an alcohol class
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65491 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:21 pm to
pretrial intervention is the answer you seek

otherwise judge marabella gonna throw the book at you
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 7:23 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35009 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

but as any Dad knows, money is fungible


Of course, 100% correct.

I absolutely know what fungible means.
Posted by BamaTiger00
NOLA
Member since May 2006
839 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:44 pm to
One or more of the following:
(1) A fine of not more than $200.
(2) An appropriate amount of community service not to exceed 30 hours.
(3) Suspension of the violator's driver's license for 90 days.

R.S. 14:333
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 7:50 pm to
Just remember, getting repeatedly a$$ raped in prison doesn't make you a homo -- unless you start to enjoy it.
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 9:27 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81186 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

They'll put you in a pre-trial intervention class.


Waste of a pre-trial if you plan on getting a DUI

I kid I kid.

Kinda.

But really, I have to imagine the fines for fake ID are way less than DUI so save your one pre-trial for the big boy.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

What should he expect?

Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32490 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

I got one about 20 years ago and when I went to court the judge said he had bigger fish to fry and I just had to pay the fine.

They didn’t worry about petty stuff like that back then. Now? If you are white you will be doing some hard time.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18644 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:13 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:35 am
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:15 pm to
Hopefully you used another fake ID to take the rap for the charge of having the first fake ID.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:16 pm to
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As soon as you get to prison just start shitting everywhere while making eye contact and smiling at everyone around you. Then getting a run start and slide through your shite. After that no one will mess with you



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