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Armymann50
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Today in History: May 30

1416 Jerome of Prague is burned as a heretic by the Church.

1431 Joan of Arc is burned at the stake by the English.

1848 William Young patents the ice cream freezer.

1868 Memorial Day begins when two women place flowers on both Confederate and Union graves.

1889 The brassiere is invented.

1921 The U.S. Navy transfers the Teapot Dome oil reserves to the Department of the Interior.

Born on May 30
1909 Benny Goodman, musician, big band leader.

JOTD
Little Johnny gets caught playing doctor with the neighbour girl.

Dad doesn’t approve thinking Johnny is on track to knock up a young teen in a few years. “Johnny, you know that girls have teeth down there? “What, are you lying?” “Nope, you need to keep clear of that business son”
Years later in high school Johnny starts dating a girl but after some time she starts wondering why Johnny hasn’t tried to take things to the next level. “Johnny, are you attracted to me? We’ve been together for months and you haven’t tried sleeping with me yet. Is something wrong?” Johnny replies, “When I was younger, my dad told me that girls have teeth, you know, down there.
“That’s silly”, she says, “let me show you”. So she starts to strip from the waist down, lies back and spreads her legs. “See! No teeth!”
Johnny looking horrified says “ Well no wonder! Look at the state of your gums!!!”
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This rioting has worn me out.

GM

Going back to bed for a couple.

Y’all light it up.
This post was edited on 5/30 at 4:05 am


zuluboudreaux
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Good morning. Hot coffee without riots here.


Armymann50
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Cdawg
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Mornin


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Good Morning Armymann and the OT


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JoePepitone
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Mornin everybody


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tigerbutt
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Mornin’ early riotors.


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Papa Tigah
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LSUtoBOOT
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Mawnin y’all


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Macfly
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Good morning all.


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Good morning to everyone! Gotta get things going!


Armymann50
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walkabout first on the menu then maybe a ride on the water.


farad
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top 0 the morning gang...

only riots here at casa farad is when there is a coffee launch failure...


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Morning all


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Wolfhound45
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Time to brew up.


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Wolfhound45
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Mornin’ early riotors.
Frick. I knew I had something on my schedule today.


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Good Morning Everybody

First of 3 days working


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