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Today in History: May 13
1648 Margaret Jones of Plymouth is found guilty of witchcraft and is sentenced to be hanged.

1846 The United States declares war on Mexico after fighting has already begun.

1913 Igor Sikorsky flies the first four-engine aircraft.

1944 Allied forces in Italy break through the German Gustav Line into the Liri Valley.

1981 Pope John Paul II survives an assassination attempt.

Born on May 13
1914 Joe Louis, world heavyweight boxing champion from 1937 to 1949.

JOTD
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance,

Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.” She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.” Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” “Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”