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Posted on 3/23/20 at 4:56 am
Posted on 3/23/20 at 4:56 am
Today in History: March 23
1775 American revolutionary hero Patrick Henry, while addressing the House of Burgesses, declares "give me liberty, or give me death!"
1848 Hungary proclaims its independence of Austria.
1862 Confederate General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson faces his only defeat at the Battle of Kernstown, Va
1880 John Stevens of Neenah, Wis., patents the grain crushing mill. This mill allows flour production to increase by 70 percent.
1903 The Wright brothers obtain an airplane patent.
1909 Theodore Roosevelt begins an African safari sponsored by the Smithsonian Institution and National Geographic Society.
1909 British Lt. Ernest Shackleton finds the magnetic South Pole.
1933 The Reichstag gives Adolf Hitler the power to rule by decree.
1970 Mafia boss Carlo Gambino is arrested for plotting to steal $3 million.
1981 U.S. Supreme Court upholds a law making statutory rape a crime for men but not women.
Born on March 23
1908 Joan Crawford, American actress.
JOTD
My girlfriend accused me of cheating
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
This post was edited on 3/23/20 at 5:15 am
Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:03 am to Armymann50
Good morning guys. I would like the term "Hunkered down" if the Weather Channel had not beaten it to death.
ETA:
ETA:
This post was edited on 3/23/20 at 5:04 am
Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:07 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Armymann and the OT
Hope all is as well as can be.
Need to pick up a little more gasoline for the boats today. Then the only way I am leaving the house is by sea.

Hope all is as well as can be.
Need to pick up a little more gasoline for the boats today. Then the only way I am leaving the house is by sea.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:08 am to Armymann50
JOTD:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself
thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself
thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:15 am to Armymann50
Been up a while with heartburn

Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:18 am to NPComb
Same. Mine is alcohol induced. Time for coffee. Good morning everyone!

Posted on 3/23/20 at 5:52 am to Armymann50
Another remote day, but still don't want to work
Posted on 3/23/20 at 6:15 am to PhilipMarlowe
Trying yo figure out if I should waste my coffee buzz on a workout or another home project
Posted on 3/23/20 at 6:21 am to Armymann50
Morning guys, not feeling well today. Called in sick. I don't think I'm getting far from the bed and bathroom today
Posted on 3/23/20 at 6:23 am to Codythetiger
quote:You got the rona?
Called in sick
Posted on 3/23/20 at 6:24 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Inmates
Wonder if I can get Gordon to sue these pinko commies for cramping my style?
Wonder if I can get Gordon to sue these pinko commies for cramping my style?
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