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Armymann50
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February 12

1294 Kublai Khan, the conqueror of Asia, dies at the age of 80.

1836 Mexican General Santa Anna crosses the Rio Grande en route to the Alamo.

1909 The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) is formed.

1940 The Soviet Union signs a trade treaty with Germany to aid against the British blockade.

1972 Senator Edward Kennedy advocates amnesty for Vietnam draft resisters.

1974 The Symbionese Liberation Army asks the Hearst family for $230 million in food for the poor.

1999 The U.S. Senate fails to pass two articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton. He had been accused of perjury and obstruction of justice by the House of Representatives.


Born on February 12

1809 Abraham Lincoln, 16th U.S. President of the United State (1861-1865).

1893 Omar Bradley, U.S. army general during World War II.


Joke of the Day

A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m."
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.
They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she plays left-handed.
The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They're totally amazed.
They can't figure her out.
She's very pleasant and a gracious winner.
They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys.
This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them.
The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge.
This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushes, and grins. "When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous." she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."
"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical.
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."


LSUtoBOOT
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Mawnin Army and those yet to come


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bad93ex
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Morning y'all!


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Guess I'll post here. Stuck on the porcelain since 3am, morning.


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Cdawg
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Mornin


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Good morning folks. It may be getting bad. Let's get coffee'ed up.


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Bigfishchoupique
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Good Morning everybody


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SECdragonmaster
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Top O the Mornin!


NPComb
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Morning everyone. Woke up early because of the rain



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tidalmouse
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Morning Aarmymann.

Happy Tuesday OTrs of the GMT.



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Bullfrog
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Good Morning Err’body
Taco Tuesday


tidalmouse
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Sup Bullfrog. Image: https://pic.chinesefontdesign.com/uploads/2014/04/29.gif


Make it a great day.
This post was edited on 2/12 at 5:38 am


Scooba
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Good Morning Boys and Girls

Y’all dont work too hard today.


tidalmouse
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Morning Scooba.

Make it a great day.


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Bullfrog
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Morning Mouser. I’ll do my darnedest.
Practice hard.

Morning Scoobs, Army, cdawg, Hangit, choupique


CajunSoldier225
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Mornin’ y’all.



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JoePepitone
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Mornin all


dukke v
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Mornin folks..... y’all have a great day.....


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tidalmouse
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quote:

Practice hard


Will do.

The Wildwood Weed song went over well with the 4 80+ year olds that I played it for.

Morning Hangit,CajunSoldier,JoePepitone,Bigfish.

PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Image: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/brian-dancing-banana-smiley-emoticon.gif


Morning jd.
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Morning everyone!


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