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Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:00 am
Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:00 am

Today in History: May 30
1416 Jerome of Prague is burned as a heretic by the Church.
1431 Joan of Arc is burned at the stake by the English.
1848 William Young patents the ice cream freezer.
1868 Memorial Day begins when two women place flowers on both Confederate and Union graves.
1889 The brassiere is invented.
1921 The U.S. Navy transfers the Teapot Dome oil reserves to the Department of the Interior.
1975 European Space Agency (ESA) forms
2019 Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards signs new anti-abortion, making it the fifth southern US state to ban abortion when fetal heartbeat detected
2020 Record number of COVID-19 cases reported worldwide 134,064, driven by hot spots in Brazil, Peru, Egypt, South Africa and Bangladesh
2021 Tens of thousands of people march in Brazilian cities against President Jair Bolsonaro and his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic
2023 400 leading AI industry experts sign letter warning “Mitigating the risk of extinction from AI should be a global priority alongside other societal-scale risks such as pandemics and nuclear war.”
Born on May 30
1909 Benny Goodman, musician, big band leader.
JOTD
Little Johnny gets caught playing doctor with the neighbour girl.
Dad doesn’t approve thinking Johnny is on track to knock up a young teen in a few years. “Johnny, you know that girls have teeth down there? “What, are you lying?” “Nope, you need to keep clear of that business son”
Years later in high school Johnny starts dating a girl but after some time she starts wondering why Johnny hasn’t tried to take things to the next level. “Johnny, are you attracted to me? We’ve been together for months and you haven’t tried sleeping with me yet. Is something wrong?” Johnny replies, “When I was younger, my dad told me that girls have teeth, you know, down there.
“That’s silly”, she says, “let me show you”. So she starts to strip from the waist down, lies back and spreads her legs. “See! No teeth!”
Johnny looking horrified says “ Well no wonder! Look at the state of your gums!!!”

Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:05 am to Armymann50
Good morning am fitty and Lith.
Today should be a good one, filled with fun and adventure. Instead, I will fix a flat on my mower, then mow the back.


Today should be a good one, filled with fun and adventure. Instead, I will fix a flat on my mower, then mow the back.


Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:23 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Humans
Fiesta Friday!!
Let’s get the show on the road, hit it hard, peak halfway through the day and wrap up early by making next week’s top priority To-Do list then GTFO’ing to a delicious Mexican joint for Happy Hour chips, salsa and margaritas on the rocks.
That’s how you kickoff a weekend!
In the meantime, be a can-do, kick-arse Happen-Maker Trouble-Shooting Son-of-Gun!!

Fiesta Friday!!


Let’s get the show on the road, hit it hard, peak halfway through the day and wrap up early by making next week’s top priority To-Do list then GTFO’ing to a delicious Mexican joint for Happy Hour chips, salsa and margaritas on the rocks.
That’s how you kickoff a weekend!
In the meantime, be a can-do, kick-arse Happen-Maker Trouble-Shooting Son-of-Gun!!

Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:28 am to Hangit
Your good morning = My good night


This post was edited on 5/30/25 at 4:33 am
Posted on 5/30/25 at 5:23 am to 777Tiger
Good morning, folks. My first GMT post in a while. What am I doing up?? Let’s crush today then watch LSU crush some baseballs.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 5:46 am to Armymann50
Good morning, Youse Guy’s.
Leaving Sanibel Is. today headed back to BSL. I’ve planned for a slow enjoyable voyage home.
Leaving Sanibel Is. today headed back to BSL. I’ve planned for a slow enjoyable voyage home.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 5:51 am to Beer did clam
Morning all..
Headed to BR for a ceremony and Cadets of the Ole War Skule meeting (and to drop off some donations to the military museum)
Then on to Marrero for my annual class reunion crawfish boil at Archbishop Shaw.
Headed to BR for a ceremony and Cadets of the Ole War Skule meeting (and to drop off some donations to the military museum)
Then on to Marrero for my annual class reunion crawfish boil at Archbishop Shaw.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 5:53 am to vl100butch
My 25th class reunion should be this year but no one’s bothered to plan anything.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 5:54 am to Armymann50
quote:
1416 Jerome of Prague is burned as a heretic by the Church.
1431 Joan of Arc is burned at the stake by the English.
They be burnin folks
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