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Yard Work today. Spraying 2-4D for weeds.




Joke of the Day


Three pieces of string are walking down the streets of Laredo. It is hot and dry and one of the pieces of string says “I’d like a beer. Let’s go in here.”

They were in front of a local business that was open like things used to be before Covid. They all agreed and walked in. They decided they only needed one beer, so one piece of string goes up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says, “Aren’t you a piece of string?” The string says yes and the bartender throws him out. Saying, “I do not serve string in my establishment.”

So the second piece of string says, everyone likes me, I’ll go in and get a beer for us. He walks in and walks up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Aren’t you a piece of string?” and the string answers in the affirmative. The bartender picks up the piece of string and walks him to the door and unceremoniously throws him out into the street.

So now the three pieces of string are convinced the bartender will never serve a beer to any piece of string, so what are they to do. The third piece of string says “I’ve got an idea.” He kind of turns himself into a pretzel. frays one end of himself and walks into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender can not believe the third piece of string has walked into his bar. He bends down and says, “Aren’t you a piece of string?” The piece of string straightens himself as much as possible and says, “Frayed knot.”