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Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:41 am
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:41 am
Today in History: March 21
0630 Heraclius restores the True Cross, which he has recaptured from the Persians.
1556 Thomas Cranmer, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is burned at the stake at Oxford after retracting the last of seven recantations that same day.
1788 Almost the entire city of New Orleans, Louisiana, is destroyed by fire.
1910 The U.S. Senate grants ex-President Teddy Roosevelt an annual pension of $10,000.
1963 Alcatraz Island, the federal penitentiary in San Francisco Bay, California, closes.
1984 A Soviet submarine crashes into the USS Kitty Hawk off the coast of Japan.
2019 Governor of Missouri Mike Parson declares a state of emergency as flooding from Nebraska and Iowa flows downstream into the state
2020 Italy records record daily death toll of 793 for COVID-19 as the worldwide death tolls surpasses 12,000 with 299,000 known infections
2023 Ugandan government passes Anti Homosexuality Bill, including punishment of 10 years in prison for identifying as LGBTQ+
Born on March 21
1685 Johann Sebastian Bach, German composer.
1885 Raoul Lufbery, French-born American fighter pilot of World War I.
JOTD
50,000 blondes met in a center for the first ever "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
Their leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes start cheering, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 50,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 4:48 am
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:49 am to kywildcatfanone
Good morning, folks.
Based.
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2023 Ugandan government passes Anti Homosexuality Bill, including punishment of 10 years in prison for identifying as LGBTQ+
Based.
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:51 am to Tom288
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10 years in prison
need more time
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:54 am to Armymann50
Good morning, folks.
I needed to blow the leaves off of my driveway, but a big wind came through and, Done!
I needed to blow the leaves off of my driveway, but a big wind came through and, Done!
Posted on 3/21/24 at 5:06 am to Hangit
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I needed to blow the leaves off of my driveway, but a big wind came through and, Done!
Your wish is my command.
Morning people
Posted on 3/21/24 at 5:56 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Humans
Rise & Shine! Time to wake up and smell the coffee!!
Hope y’all are ready to power-up and knock shite out of the park today. That way you can clear the decks to slide out early tomorrow and plug into the weekend battery recharge stations at your preferred TGIF location.
Make it up!
Make it happen!
Rise & Shine! Time to wake up and smell the coffee!!
Hope y’all are ready to power-up and knock shite out of the park today. That way you can clear the decks to slide out early tomorrow and plug into the weekend battery recharge stations at your preferred TGIF location.
Make it up!
Make it happen!
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:08 am to Bullfrog
Good morning
Coffee is done and ready to get going. Let’s see what we can get done in Port Arthur before storms roll in.
Coffee is done and ready to get going. Let’s see what we can get done in Port Arthur before storms roll in.
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:20 am to Bullfrog
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battery recharge stations at your preferred TGIF location.
is this a thing?
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:31 am to Armymann50
Since time immemorial, army dude.
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:36 am to Armymann50
Good Morning y'all.
Tea time. Then, Tee time!
Have a great day y'all.
Tea time. Then, Tee time!
Have a great day y'all.
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:44 am to Hangit
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Hangit
Better tie everything down tomorrow. Looks like its going to sprinkle a little
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