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January 18

1778 Captain James Cook discovers the Hawaiian Islands, naming them the 'Sandwich Islands' after the First Lord of the Admiralty, Lord Sandwich.

1836 Jim Bowie arrives at the Alamo to assist its Texas defenders.

1902 The Isthmus Canal Commission in Washington shifts its support from Nicaragua to Panama as a favored canal site.

1942 General MacArthur repels the Japanese in Bataan. The United States takes the lead in the Far East war criminal trials.

1962 The United States begins spraying foliage with herbicides in South Vietnam, in order to reveal the whereabouts of Vietcong guerrillas.

1964 Plans are disclosed for the World Trade Center in New York.

1978 The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) isolate the cause of Legionnaire's disease.

1991 Iraq starts firing Scud missiles at Israeli cities.

Born on January 18

1904 Cary Grant, U.S. film actor (Gunga Din, Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, North by Northwest).



Joke Of The Day

The Perfect Man

> A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into
> the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
>
> Passenger: "Who?"
>
> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
> Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to
> Frank Feldman every single time."
>
> Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
>
> Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the
> Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
> baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play
> the piano. He was an amazing guy."
>
> Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."
>
> Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
> everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
> fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,
> and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything
> right"
>
> Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"
>
> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
> jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never
> made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
> good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
> clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the
> perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank
> Feldman."
>
> Passenger: "How did you meet him?"
>
> Cabbie:"I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.