re: GMT 1/4/2018

Say brah taco Tuesday with Toby and i and you no showed? I didn't expect you to pull an aspy

We just left. You must have missed us.

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they are in cahoots

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Yea we are.

Mornin.

I like little johnny jokes.

Teachers wants to do an alphabet exercise. Teacher asks class to say a word that starts with the letter "a". Little johnny raises his hand, "ohh, ohh, I know, I know." But the teacher can't call on johnny because she knows something foul will come out so she calls on Tim.
Tim responds, "apple."
"Very good Tim" says the teacher. "Now B"
Little johnny doesn't hesitate, "OHH, OHH, I KNOW," yells Johnny but the teacher can't call on him so she calls on Sally.
"Boy" says Sally and the teacher responds, "very good sally."
Finally they get to the letter "r" and on cue johnny yells out, "Ohhh, Ohh, I know, I know" and the teachers thinks the letter seems safe so she calls on Johnny.
"Rat" says johnny and the teachers in shock says "very good johnny." Then johnny stretches his arms out and blurts out, "with a DICK, this BIG!"

Good morning to the weather weary. I slept late and am just getting to the coffee.

Need help with duck identification. They are black but you can see a lot of white when they flap their wings. They fly in 2-3 groups of about ten per group. They bitch real loud the whole time they are flying.

Good morning OT

Mornin OT

I’m standing outside the library freezing my fricking arse off, tempatures are in the teens and this count is just staring at me and won’t open the door until 7.

A man is dying out here