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Give us your best conspiracy theory for this pandemic to make a movie about.

Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:07 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:07 am
A civilization of concerned aliens from a planet in a neighboring solar system grew tired of humans destroying a viable life sustaining planet with their carbon footprints and so created the virus in an attempt to keep people at home and save the planet from the humans.


Alec Baldwin to star as the high browed alien representative who knows what’s best for the unsuspecting earthlings, who’s sent to deliver warnings to the people of the planet earth who remain completely oblivious to the harmful effects they are having on the planet. Meryl Streep plays the part of “Mintatua” the leader of the alien planet

Christopher Walker is the American President who is colluding with Ralph Fiennes, the CEO of an international military industrial contractor who’s only motivation is to start wars to rob the planet of its natural resources and fuel his interests in fossil fuels.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9674 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:09 am to
Micronesia controls the world
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:09 am to
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A civilization of concerned aliens from a planet in a neighboring solar system grew tired of humans destroying a viable life sustaining planet with their carbon footprints and so created the virus in an attempt to keep people at home and save the planet from the humans.




That was already pretty much the plot for a Doctor Who episode this past season.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21226 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:09 am to
Just replace the monkey with a bat and have the air-fuel bomb they drop blow-up on our economy

This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 9:10 am
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6512 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:10 am to
The tech companies run the world and want to push people into more computer based consumption. Oh wait that’s what is happening
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
888 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:42 am to
A Big Pharma company creates and releases the virus to make insane profits off the vaccine/treatment.
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 9:43 am
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:44 am to
Trump
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59582 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:49 am to
Mine would be more simple. It would be first person shot of the wet market where we see nobody other than anthony bourdain slicing up some medium rare pangolin cheeks in a sauce espagnole.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37407 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:53 am to
The world elite want to return to serfdom by destroying the economy and making people reliant upon non elected multinational organizations that grow ever more powerful.

They release the virus and push media members to repot worst case scenarios non-stop driving panic and hysteria causing most people to voluntarily give them more and more power over the every day lives.

They purposefully don’t release a virus that is too deadly in case any of them catch it.

Eventually the world economy is in such shambles that it is “Bailed out” by these elite similar to Rockefeller writing a check to pay the US’s debt. Now the elite openly own the world and make the rules, but there is one group of pepper that give the NWO the middle finger and it’s all the enlisted and NCO military men that stage a new “Red Dawn” that results in a reset of global politics as more and more people wake up and hate the NWO leaders every day.
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 9:55 am
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:57 am to
This isn't a conspiracy, but real-life events. Russia, Saudi Arabia, and China launched an all-out assault against the US. Russia and Saudi flooded the market with oil to cripple our economy. China produced and released Covid-19 to shut us down and spread mass hysteria. I'm not sure to what extent, but I believe the Deep State is involved as well. I'm not sure if the plan is to take down Trump, or to take down the entire country. So far, they're winning.
Posted by Ricky1962
Member since Oct 2012
163 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:04 am to
Russia and Saudi flooded the market with oil to cripple our economy
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This may hurt the oil sector, but it would not cripple the economy. If anything, it helps.
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:06 am to
Episode I

The Whore of Babylon

Pope Francis announces to the world a cure but will include a visual sign of faith. (Mark of the beast)

Pope Benedict publicly opposes Pope Francis and attempts to regain power.

Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:10 am to
You went all Revelations 17 on that one.





This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 10:17 am
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:11 am to
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This may hurt the oil sector, but it would not cripple the economy. If anything, it helps.


It helps? I'm not sure you understand how much of our economy is tied to oil and gas. $20 per barrel oil is terrible for everybody.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Episode I

The Whore of Babylon

Pope Francis announces to the world a cure but will include a visual sign of faith. (Mark of the beast)

Pope Benedict publicly opposes Pope Francis and attempts to regain power.


This is actually an excellent plot. I'd definitely watch.
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:12 am to
Preacher's kid, what can I say.
Posted by AFtigerFan
Ohio
Member since Feb 2008
3247 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:16 am to
China and its allies unleash a biological attack across the globe to soften the infrastructure and defenses of its enemies. This was only step 1 of the attack.

After being digitally connected to US systems and analyzing the data, they realized the US military's response would be to go to minimum manning and essentially stop all movement throughout the world. This provided an excellent opportunity to strike when the guard is down.

Phase 2 of the attack was to have sleeper cells do simultaneous strikes (VBIEDs, rocket attacks, etc.) against numerous US installations... specifically focusing on logistics/supply chain hubs.

Simultaneously, China launches cyber attacks knowing the many communication squadrons and units are operating from home via telework which offers an excellent opportunity to strike when our capabilities are lowered.

With our ability to keep the supply chain going greatly minimized, and with our comm systems ineffective, China and its allies move to Phase 3... all out war.

Enter Jack Bauer...
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48888 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:18 am to
A monkey is patient zero but also has the cure. Dustin Hoffman is cast in the leading role to fight the overbearing military presence to find this cure and save humanity. He will deal with the infection hitting those he loves most. He will try his best to convince the military to avoid nuclear war.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:29 am to
Chicken is the leader of Qanon. He is going to build a new republic and many of us will be forced to rebel against his evil sith powers that have infected his brain due to magic spells put on him by miss Cleo.
Posted by MileHigh_Tiger
The penalty box
Member since Mar 2020
179 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:35 am to
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Eventually the world economy is in such shambles that it is “Bailed out” by these elite similar to Rockefeller writing a check to pay the US’s debt
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give the NWO the middle finger and it’s all the enlisted and NCO military men that stage a new “Red Dawn” that results in a reset of global politics as more and more people wake up and hate the NWO leaders every day
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