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re: Give us your best conspiracy theory for this pandemic to make a movie about.

Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:35 am to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179931 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:35 am to
Name of Movie: Corona Time
Plot: Husband, Father of two, and insurance agent survives the corona virus by going home, taking out his lawn chair and sits in the driveway drinking beer and watches the grass grow for 45 days straight.
End: America declares pandemic over and the kids go to bed early cause its year 2022 and they've got 2 years of school to make up for.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:38 am to
the US government actually created the virus to cause social chaos in china and italy. two fronts. why? because no other country is capable of something so effective.

china social unrest protest that got squashed by the government that we cant really intervene in. we hoped this would cause enough chaos to get a social rebellion of sorts when the government failed to handle the scope. yes they failed, no china didnt rebel.

italy was targeted as well. they have been a little unruly lately. crime and corruption has been a major issue for some time. the final nail in the coffin relates to the football federations anti racism campaign in the fall and subsequent embarrassment for spourt in the entire EU. italy was acting up and needed to be put back in their place.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21235 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:50 am to
Movie Name: Xi Jinping's Run or Stand in Line at Cosco to Enter the Carousel of Life
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
19476 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:53 am to
Kobe Bryant found out about the plot between powers in China and a One World Order to infect billions and enable a giant worldwide power grab. He was about to expose everything. The helicopter crash was not an accident, but an assasination.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:59 am to
COVID19 are aliens from another planet. They can shape shift into different sizes and this is their first wave of taking over Earth.

The next wave will be bigger versions of the virus and only people with strong immune systems will live because they will be more likely to survive on their planet.. Then they will gather up all the survivors and ship them to their planet where they will be used as slaves and then they will mine Earth for it's water because it is a rare resource that is in high demand throughout the universe.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36669 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:33 am to
Best one I heard was the release of the virus was Epstein's deadman switch meant to target older people with respiratory issues.



Few million in collateral damage doesn't bother a dead man.
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