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re: Girlfriend considering a boob job, asked me for advice (potentially NSFW)

Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:07 pm to
Posted by pcolatiger28
Pensacola, Fl
Member since Apr 2009
1284 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

I think she’s jealous because the friend always pulls in the guys and gets attention


Not a good sign.
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
22574 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:08 pm to
No doubt
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41528 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:09 pm to
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Well I’m fricking other girls so
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69794 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:10 pm to
If advice is what you seek, pics are the toll
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:10 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 5:32 am
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20265 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

She's trying to find new dick.



Thread over next.....
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53976 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:12 pm to
How old a gal is she?
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14699 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:12 pm to
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Her best friend’s are huge, like Ds probably,


I understand the no pics regarding the girlfriend. You have no obligation to the best friend sooooo....Pics?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:16 pm to
Two sentences in and all I can think about are her friends DD’s.

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20169 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:26 pm to
This relationship has no serious future.

Encourage the boob job, and have her get something else done on her face that would make her look different. If she could use lipo, then go for that, also.

Get as much sex in as you can, until the surgery.

In the 1-2 months post-surgery where she’s all swollen and fricked up looking, the sex (if any) won’t be good, so use this time to spruce her up in other ways.... new hair style and color/ new pussy grooming/ tats/ piercings/ nail color/ new scent/ bleached a-hole/ more or less sun, etc

You can do your best to make her into the hottest bitch you can, or maybe just into something that you’ve always wanted, but never had.

Get as much sex, and try to get her to do/buy you any and everything you can before it eventually ends. Then, good luck finding a good woman.

This should go without saying, but:
Get the tits AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Send her overseas, if need be.
She pays for the bulk of it.
Do not use your credit to pay for anything.
If you do chip in, spend no more than 1/26 annual income.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 6:29 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20169 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:32 pm to
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It’s such a hassle and can be dangerous for her health. They leak and have to be replaced every 8-10 years.


He won’t be with this woman in 8-10 years. As long as he doesn’t pay, then WTF should he care?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138865 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:34 pm to
Wait for new bewbs until after kids
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:36 pm to
Might as well post her pic and number.


You'll get to play with them new funbags once if you're lucky. She gone.
Posted by PickleRick_Dojo
The Gardens of BR
Member since Sep 2018
29 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:36 pm to
Three pages and no NSFW pics.

frick you OP and your click bait title!
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9013 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:46 pm to
She wants you to pay for them so Jody can motor boat
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
7057 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:47 pm to
A woman who wants to mutilate her body with unnecessary surgery is mentally ill.

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:48 pm to
Tell her to proceed with the breast augmentation
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
10047 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:48 pm to
Put surveillance on her. I'm serious.
Posted by CypressTrout10
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3152 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:49 pm to
I just scrolled 3 pages to see what was NSFW and found not shite
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

she asked me how I felt about it. I told her I don’t know, I’d think about it. Honestly I think she’s fine how she is now and doesn’t need it. I


You just lost a girlfriend
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