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re: Girl in my small town won 300k lottery and left with the money

Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:19 am to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:19 am to
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Come on bro, I live in the shittiest place in all of Arkansas... Scratch offs were 2 of my dirty santa party gifts.. and everybody went for those first


Scratch offs have been a staple of our Christmas gifts for years too.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9351 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:20 am to
Would bet the farm she likes anal
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45571 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:21 am to
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104485 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:22 am to
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Come on bro, I live in the shittiest place in all of Arkansas... Scratch offs were 2 of my dirty santa party gifts.. and everybody went for those first


Scratch offs make excellent white elephant/dirty santa gifts.

They make extremely trashy Christmas bonuses.


Well, except for this one girl, apparently.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:26 am to
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with 300k you can run... but you can't hide forever


You can hire a lot better lawyer than a gal without $300k, though.


Let's say it comes out to $200k after taxes... that's like 10 years in wages for this chick. I've had coworkers who I am friends with, but not sure if I'd give up 5 years' income for them.

ETA: after subsequent reading, the real winners will be the bumpkin lawyers who represent these dumb-arse girls.
This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 8:35 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47765 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:28 am to
They clearly had a verbal agreement to split any winnings. After attorney's fees and taxes they will each get about $6ok.

Old Fivehead thinks she is smart by stealing it all but is only going to cost them both a shitload of cash.

Once it all settles out I hope she gets an old fashioned country arse-whipping at the closest Sonic.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54241 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:30 am to
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Jokes on you bro... i would never hit on a chick who works at sportsman's during hunting months...


You were never a suspect anyway baw,
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26357 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:32 am to
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There is a 100% chance she goes to jail for tax evasion


Lottery doesn't take taxes out up front on big prizes like that?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:32 am to
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Who does this? What a cheapskate manager. Just asking for stupidity like this news article to happen.



That's not what happened.

quote:

Lucky lives up to his name when it comes to the Arkansas Scholarship Lottery. To spread some holiday cheer, he bought a roll of scratch offs from G&B Liquor Store for his waitresses. 

"He told us whatever we won, it would be split between us for our Christmas bonus," Underwood said.

She and fellow waitress, Mandy Vanhouten, scratched off their pile together at the bar.

"She handed me five and she had five," Underwood said. 

Vanhouten scratched off a $300,000 Fortune instant ticket, worth $10, and won the top prize. Since they work the same shift, she and Underwood would each get $150,000.




Bonus points - the woman who was left high and dry has 5 kids, and the restaurant has been awarded both "Best Burger in Town" and "Best Place to Work"
This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 8:34 am
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:32 am to
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Come on bro, I live in the shittiest place in all of Arkansas.

Pine Bluff?
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30488 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:34 am to
quote:

The oxy dealers


we have those

quote:

tattoo shops




you mean the county jail? you're over-valuing my city...
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:35 am to
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If they didn't have a contract drawn up then there ain't shite the other woman can do about it.

And sure, I would hit it.


Not sure all contracts have to be written to be enforceable. I recall sharing lot-tree tickets and grass-cuttin businesses as two prime examples in Simon/Breaux B-Law classes


From a quick googley.

I. Elements of a Contract:

Offer
A proposal made by one party (the offeror) to another party (the offeree) indicating a willingness to enter a contract.
Acceptance
The agreement of the offeree to be bound by the terms of the offer.
Genuine Agreement
Offer and acceptance go together to create genuine agreement, or a meeting of the minds. Agreement can be destroyed by fraud, misrepresentation, mistake, duress, or undue influence.
Consideration
The thing of value promised to the other party in a contract in exchange for something else of value promised by the other party. This mutual exchange binds the parties together.
Capacity
The law presumes that anyone entering a contract has the legal capacity to do so. Minors are generally excused from contractual responsibility, as are mentally incompetent and drugged or drunk individuals
Legality
Parties are not allowed to enforce contracts that involve doing something that is illegal. Some illegal contracts involve agreements to co
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This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 8:57 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:35 am to
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Lottery doesn't take taxes out up front on big prizes like that?


25% of it. there's another 14% or so that has to be paid during tax season.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57385 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:36 am to
People fricking suck.



she is going to use it to "make her life easier."

I almost guarantee you that she will ultimately have more hardships than she had before.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:48 am to
Possession is title.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30488 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:53 am to


Hey man, if you like greasy stakes and $8 cheese fries and waitresses that have marathon mileage on them, Sportsman is your place

Honestly, I don't go there because I had a thing with Luckadoos cousin and she goes there a bit. Avoiding the drama
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85576 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:57 am to
I’ve certainly fricked worse
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4442 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:00 am to
I love the old school Schlitz sign in front of the bar. How many decades has it been since they served Schlitz???
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30488 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:03 am to


There is a ton of good stuff on the inside; it's all run down, but a lot of antiques.. it's usually dead during the year, but they make a killing when Suttgart does the duck calling championships and Macks does their sales.

I don't recommend it to anyone - but it's not a bad place to eat, just greasy and expensive
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56227 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 9:03 am to
Is Mandy related to Leslie Van Houten?
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