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re: Getting a jump on the annual Thanksgiving family thread
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:45 pm to 0jersey
Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:45 pm to 0jersey
Not a troll I promise. When I get some time tomorrow, I’ll try to get some screenshots of the uncle trying to spit game. Redacted of course.
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Posted on 11/20/24 at 5:54 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:Top shelf sir, top shelf!!!
Aggies delight?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:11 pm to imjustafatkid
Indeed? Championing them? I’m mean bc if it were my house they wouldn’t be welcome. How’s that for championing.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:26 pm to makersmark1
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I can’t quite remember the exact details, but I think it was some combination of a speaker, a cell phone, and somebody choking their chicken on Thanksgiving
IIRC the guy shared his iPhone screen with his Apple TV. He sneaks off to the bathroom during the family gathering to crank one out. The porn he’s watching suddenly pops up on the family TV in front of all. Wife freaks and bangs on the bathroom door to ask “are you jacking off”?!!
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:27 pm to JiminyCricket
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fairness to Ryno, I am a bit early a whole week out. I could’ve held out a few more days but figured I’d share with you fellas.
That's fair.
I couldn't imagine trying to sit on that story for a whole week
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:30 pm to JiminyCricket
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a massive black dildo complete with balls.
Sounds like a great center piece for the Thanksgiving day table.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:40 pm to JiminyCricket
I don't see the problem. Me and my family wouldn't be in the same room or home with him and his party.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:41 pm to JiminyCricket
In-laws just found out I don't believe in god. Should be a fun holiday season.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:46 pm to Alt26
Yep. I remember that thread
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:09 pm to JiminyCricket
I can’t beat that story. Well done. We’ll expect a post-game report for sure! Good luck!
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:20 pm to JiminyCricket
Will there be kids at Thanksgiving? If so, you should disinvite your uncle and the tranny.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:24 pm to LRB1967
Yea, definitely wouldn’t let my kids anywhere near that guy.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 7:26 pm to JiminyCricket
Which bathroom will they be allowed to use?
Posted on 11/20/24 at 8:13 pm to crewdepoo
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In-laws just found out I don't believe in god.
Tell them you believe in the sky spirit and the buffalo spirit like the natives and ask them for your land back
Thatd be the most appropriate way to handle it on Thanksgiving
Tell them you put small pox on their living room throw blanket
Posted on 11/20/24 at 9:22 pm to KAHog
Idk who you are but let's just say pics would make you blind for life
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:01 pm to JiminyCricket
The Thanksgiving threads on here are by far and away the best things to read all year.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:18 pm to JiminyCricket
The problem here is that you’ve unintentionally started the discussion with a preemptive one-up. I could post about my cnty leftist SIL rabid about politics over lunch but now it wouldn’t hit the same.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:31 pm to JiminyCricket
I don't understand all this lingo but I'm just wondering: how the hell you SLIDE into a DM. Seems like you just walk right in on purpose. Help a Boomer out.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:34 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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Turns out the chick is a beauty queen in her country but is also a tranny.
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Plus, wouldn’t it be in his country?
It would have ruined the suspense a few words too early.
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:13 pm to zippyputt
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I can’t beat that story. Well done. We’ll expect a post-game report for sure! Good luck!
To hell with that. I'll be here starting Wednesday night looking for in-game play-by-play.
Some say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Others say it's the opening of the Coaching Changes Board.
Those poor misguided souls don't realize that it's actually the annual Thanksgiving family clusterfrick thread.
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