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Georgia Man Charged; Killed Friend After ‘Their Balls Touched’ During Threesome

Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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38327 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:11 pm
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It is alleged that the suspect and the other man were involved in a threesome with the woman, which started with one man penetrating the woman through her vagina, and the other through her anus. At some point during intercourse, it is believed the balls of the suspect and the victim started slapping together.

In a statement to investigators, the suspect admitted guilt over the shooting, but blamed it on the testicle-to-testicle contact during the trio’s sexual encounter. “I warned him I wasn’t into gay stuff,” said the suspect, “But he just ignored me and kept on pounding away. I couldn’t deal with his balls hitting my balls, I just snapped.”


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The suspect is said to have pulled out of the woman and reached for his handgun, before shooting the 33-year old dead. The authorities were called by neighbors who reported gunshots.

The suspect admitted that the victim was his best friend, and that he sincerely regrets the incident. “In the heat of the moment I just snapped, I would do anything to go back and not shoot him dead. I just couldn’t handle feeling his balls hit mine.”


Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Their Balls Touched’

Justified.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:13 pm to
I'm at a loss for words on this one.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32600 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:14 pm to
story doesnt seem fake at all
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29562 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:14 pm to
This is why you have a one penis rule
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24962 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:14 pm to
they couldn't even say scrotes? what is journalism in the country coming two
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31144 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:15 pm to
That’s so fricked up. It ain’t gay in a three way.
Posted by Doosh606
The DC
Member since Apr 2008
3237 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:15 pm to
Has to be an article from the Onion
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4081 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:15 pm to
He's willing to put his balls in the immediate vicinity of the other guy's balls but draws a hard line punishable by death for incidental contact?
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18732 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:15 pm to
Did he get a nut first?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19870 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

story doesnt seem fake at all


EXACTLY. Now if this was supposed to have happened in FL, 100% believable.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70040 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:15 pm to
If gay was not his thing, he is going to love it in prison


Just saying

Posted by Dlawnboy
Member since May 2008
720 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:17 pm to
Its not gay in a 3 way

Common knowledge. Come on.

Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2991 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:20 pm to
If he didnt finish prior to, it was a premature ejaculation of that bullet.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18732 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:20 pm to
Damn, dude should have known, now if swords were crossed then its a different issue
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113992 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

‘Their Balls Touched’ During Threesome


Don't care, had sex
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37626 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

It ain’t gay in a three way.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28803 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:22 pm to
How ironic, now that’s all he’ll be touching.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11661 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:23 pm to
Some real Pulitzer Prize type stuff
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Justified.


Yeah... not the worst rationale I've ever heard
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