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General Discussion and Thoughts on Cutoff Jorts (pics included)

Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:50 pm
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:50 pm
I was going through some old clothes today and decided to turn some old, worn out jeans into cutoffs. Hot damn these things are nice. Any of you baws sporting some cutoff jorts on this fine summer day? What's your go to foot wear for this classic ensemble? I am sporting the Chaco's now but was thinking some Chuck's might compliment it well

Also, for your viewing pleasure




And for the ladies of course
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:51 pm to
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Jorts


you mean shorts?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:51 pm to
high waisted looks terrible
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:52 pm to
Yes, but made of denim material and preferably custom cut from a pair of old jeans
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98957 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:52 pm to
Florida Board
Posted by WreckTangle
Member since Jun 2016
130 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:52 pm to
No self-respecting man should ever be caught dead in them.
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

high waisted looks terrible

It's hot in a weird way to me
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

high waisted looks terrible


+10000000

hate that high waist look.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Hot damn these things are nice


Well, you got the hot part right. With all of the breathable fabrics available these days, I don't know why you would want to wear denim in a situation where you want to have shorts on. It's a sure-fire method to acquiring swamp arse.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:56 pm to
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If any of you ever catch me in public wearing these, you have permission to shoot me in the fricking face.
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:57 pm to
It's 90 here with about 10% humidity and a cool mountain breeze rolling off the flatirons. Totally jorts weather
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9199 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:01 pm to
Pictures of hot chics in jorts aren't even up for debate. Hot chics can make any article of clothing, no matter how ugly or ridiculous, look at least acceptable or better.

So, hot chics wearing jorts - see above
not hot chics wearing jorts - unacceptable and either frumpy or trashy


That dude looks to be a hipster. Hipster fashion needs to die a quick and violent death. As does hip hop fashion.

So, dudes wearing jorts - unacceptable and either hipster or trashy.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

high waisted looks terrible



Agreed.
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:09 pm to
This man would bitch slap the taste out of your mouth for that comment
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:10 pm to
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10% humidity


Not in Baton Rouge. I do wear jeans most days, and I begrudgingly pay for it what I have to walk across campus.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9199 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:11 pm to
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HippieTiger


typical.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29504 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:13 pm to
Such a cool cat
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24159 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:21 pm to
It's hot as hell in Colorado today. I just wish I could wear any kind of shorts at work. fricking Osha.

In late April, the blizzard killed several of my pot plants. Now the heat has killed at least one (though maybe it was too immature for that much direct sun). Mother nature is bipolar as hell up here. It'll be 98 all weekend.
Posted by Papercutninja
Member since Feb 2010
1543 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 5:22 pm to
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