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re: Gas station boner pill recommendations
Posted on 12/6/23 at 7:57 am to charliemurphy69
Posted on 12/6/23 at 7:57 am to charliemurphy69
quote:
flaccidness from consuming 15-20 beers and keep me rock hard for late night sexual escapades with the wife
I drink twice as much and still get hard for your wife while you are at the gas station
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:04 am to charliemurphy69
The clerk is going to need pics of your wife to determine what size pill you need. Why aren’t they included here ?
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:05 am to Buck Strickland
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You are assuming his wife is not a drunken whore herself.
You are assuming he isn't queer
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:42 am to charliemurphy69
quote:Should probably just skip the pills and pass out so your wife can go slip off to the other room and snap Jody from the tub while she thinks about his non beer belly and lack of issues with getting it up for her. Why ruin her night just because you get drunk and have an urge to nut before passing out. You had your fun, now let her have hers. Don't ruin her night with your beer belly and brewery vat smell.
eliminate the flaccidness from consuming 15-20 beers and keep me rock hard for late night sexual escapades with the wife
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:51 am to charliemurphy69
they all work the same. massive headache and you frick like a porn star
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:52 am to tigernurse
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You really think your wife is going to want to bone you after you’ve consumed 15-20 beers and come dragging in late in the night.
It's not about what she wants.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:57 am to el Gaucho
quote:
Works every time I swear
You mean it makes you laugh when you talk somebody into drinking that stuff?
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:59 am to charliemurphy69
I miss the days of the threads for buying little blue pills on the cheap.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:00 am to charliemurphy69
Try the gas station sushi first. It’s safer
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:22 am to charliemurphy69
you lookin to score some sildenifil baw?
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:24 am to charliemurphy69
Yikes, that sucks... My condolences man
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:26 am to Pandy Fackler
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quote:
You really think your wife is going to want to bone you after you’ve consumed 15-20 beers and come dragging in late in the night.
It's not about what she wants.
clearly. I cannot imagine she wants a fat, drunk, flaccid sloth of man...
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:29 am to charliemurphy69
If I have 15-20 beers the last thing I want to do is concentrate on sex. I’d prob prefer to vomit, then pass out.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:29 am to tigernurse
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I cannot imagine she wants a fat, drunk, flaccid sloth of man...
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:30 am to charliemurphy69
I usually just have a Panera Charged Lemonade
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:33 am to charliemurphy69
Meth
Prob best you both do it together though.
Prob best you both do it together though.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:33 am to AwesomeSauce
I am not entirely sure OP actually has a wife...
at least one with a pulse and not an inflation valve.
at least one with a pulse and not an inflation valve.
This post was edited on 12/6/23 at 9:44 am
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:43 am to tigernurse
quote:If OP is true then I can guarantee someone has paid his wife some attention virtually or in person if this is a common enough occurrence that he is looking for a solution that doesn't involve not getting drunk. Maybe they had some courtesy and moved on when she slipped up and showed the ring in a snap or chat. Even is she hasn't gotten to that point yet she has at least enjoyed herself while he is passed out or drinking thinking of someone in her life.
I am not entirely sure OP actually has a wife...
This post was edited on 12/6/23 at 9:46 am
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:49 am to AwesomeSauce
agreed. 
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