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funniest rehearsal dinner toast
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:05 pm
you ever heard or gave? Whatcha got OT, I’m counting on you...
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Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:10 pm to Melvin Spellvin
And you couldn't provide one?
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:16 pm to Tigerbait357
That was fricking dumb. Thanks.
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:24 pm to Melvin Spellvin
My dumbass best friend said "See yall at the next one" as his closer
A year later sitting in divorce court I realized he wasnt as big of a dumbass as I previously thought
Eta, Tigerbait dont try to edit-hide the fact you posted a scene from Bridesmaids
A year later sitting in divorce court I realized he wasnt as big of a dumbass as I previously thought
Eta, Tigerbait dont try to edit-hide the fact you posted a scene from Bridesmaids
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:25 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Here is to honor......
Her dad was so impressed. Shoulda seen the look he gave me
Her dad was so impressed. Shoulda seen the look he gave me
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:26 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Nice try. Write your own toast. 
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:30 pm to Melvin Spellvin
The best man of a couple I know gave a toast saying they weren’t right for one another and shouldn’t get married at the rehearsal dinner.
They ended up splitting up because of it.
They ended up splitting up because of it.
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:33 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:33 pm to PipelineBaw
quote:
My dumbass best friend said "See yall at the next one" as his closer
I know a guy who was just the best man in his friends second wedding. He opened that toast up by "welcoming everyone back."
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:34 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Here’s to the girls we love the best,
We love em best, when they’re undressed,
We’ll frick em sitting, we’ll frick em standing,
We’ll frick em flying, we’ll frick up landing,
We’ll frick em young, we’ll frick em old,
We’ll frick em hot, we’ll frick em cold,
And when they’re dead and long forgotten,
We’ll dig em up and frick em rotten
We love em best, when they’re undressed,
We’ll frick em sitting, we’ll frick em standing,
We’ll frick em flying, we’ll frick up landing,
We’ll frick em young, we’ll frick em old,
We’ll frick em hot, we’ll frick em cold,
And when they’re dead and long forgotten,
We’ll dig em up and frick em rotten
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:37 pm to fr33manator
while I was hoping you would show up., that’s not exactly what I was expecting...
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:38 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:38 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:39 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Here’s to the girls we love the best,
We love em best, when they’re undressed,
We’ll frick em sitting, we’ll frick em standing,
We’ll frick em flying, we’ll frick up landing,
We’ll frick em young, we’ll frick em old,
We’ll frick em hot, we’ll frick em cold,
And when they’re dead and long forgotten,
We’ll dig em up and frick em rotten
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:39 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Here’s to nipples, without them boobs wouldn’t have a point
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:40 pm to Melvin Spellvin
quote:
while I was hoping you would show up., that’s not exactly what I was expecting...
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:40 pm to Melvin Spellvin
quote:
Whatcha got OT, I’m counting on you...
quote:Most of us, myself included, don’t have experience writing same-sex dinner toasts.
Texas A&M Fan
Sorry, try the Aggie Board.
Alternative response:
(gushing) “These fabulous Aggie grooms are simply made for each other!”
And then do one of your patented Aggie moves:
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:42 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Here’s to the bee that bit the bull that started the world a’buckin,
Here’s to Adam who stuck it to Eve and started the world a’frickin,
Here’s to Wars and Constitutions,
Here’s to whores and prostitution,
May good bulls keep buckin,
and good whores keep frickin.
Here’s to Adam who stuck it to Eve and started the world a’frickin,
Here’s to Wars and Constitutions,
Here’s to whores and prostitution,
May good bulls keep buckin,
and good whores keep frickin.
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:44 pm to Melvin Spellvin
The best man for my wedding killed it. Both my wife and I really enjoy John Mulaney’s standup.
If any of you know his stuff, there’s a bit where he started telling a story about meeting Bill Clinton, but he keeps derailing the story by giving a description of the movie The Fugitive.
Well, my buddy kept telling the story of how my wife and I met, but would divert off into describing The Fugitive.
I don’t think anyone else in the room got it, but I was in tears laughing.
If any of you know his stuff, there’s a bit where he started telling a story about meeting Bill Clinton, but he keeps derailing the story by giving a description of the movie The Fugitive.
Well, my buddy kept telling the story of how my wife and I met, but would divert off into describing The Fugitive.
I don’t think anyone else in the room got it, but I was in tears laughing.
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:45 pm to TrapperJohn
quote:
impractical jokers wedding toast
quote:
Jen, You're beautiful inside and out. I should know.
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