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re: Friday Megamillon Winner

Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:28 am to
Posted by LSUneaux
Metairie and MAGA AF
Member since Mar 2014
4796 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:28 am to
The jackpot is chump change to Kelly Loeffler and her $800 milllliiiooon dolllllaarrrrs

Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6828 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:35 am to
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Probably need a hedge fund or private equity group. I'm guessing it would take more than 10mm but it would be worth it to keep the crazies away if you could truly stay anonymous.


It’s easily done even in states like Louisiana where you “supposedly” can’t remain anonymous.

It’s done through LLCs and trusts.

As for the payout vs lump. Default would be the biggest concern but you could end up with more money if invested correctly.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
37994 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

The presidential election of the most powerful country to ever grace this world is now a rigged sham.
Now?

When was it not?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86572 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:22 am to
quote:

How great is the default risk?
% wise, not high at all. But utility comes into play
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9852 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 1:03 pm to
Lump sum all day vs 20 yr payout..

Spend $4.7 mil on houses, cars and other shite. Leaves $500k per year to spend for 20 yrs

The invested $290m in 20 yrs with a 5% rate of return your Future Value:$786,665,682.79

At 3% Future Value:$528,018,948.64

At 4% Future Value:$644,548,805.22

At 6% Future Value:$959,959,297.98

At 6.5% Future Value:$1,060,369,543.55

This doubles the $530m total payout of 20yrs.

At 7% Future Value:$1,171,234,266.20


So you would have to earn less than 3% on the principle balance for the 20 yr payout to equal more cash to you over 20 yrs.

Unless you just blow it you come out way ahead with the $304.7m lump sum.

$250m more at 5%
$420m more at 6%
$530m more at 6.5%
$640m more at 7%


Here's the calculator I used for these scenarios.

Create your own

LINK


This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 1:06 pm
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 1:14 pm to
Is $500,000 a year enough to cover household expenses, plus hookers and blow?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 1:57 pm to
Not in joe bidens america
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9852 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Is $500,000 a year enough to cover household expenses, plus hookers and blow?


All the houses , cars and etc paid cash. So need $ for cell phone, property tax, utilities, insurance & food.

$2,400 annually for Cell phone

$12,000 annually for power

$6,000 annually for internet/TV

$3,600 for gas

$3,600 for water/sewage

$15k annually for Insurance

$10k annually for prop taxes.

$36.5k for food & drink

$7,800 annually for gas for autos $150

That's

$96,900

Add another $54.1k for miscellaneous is $150k

$350k for the hookers and blow.

THIS IS ALL PURELY SPECULATIVE WITH NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. MY RESEARCH IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT & HYPOTHETICAL IN NATURE. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGES SHOULD SOMEONE BUDGET USING MY DATA


A good and I mean fire 99% pure 8b cost $400 + 100 for drinks $500. Then the entertainment cost how much? $300 an hour? Say 3 hrs @300 is 900. Rounding up to $1,000. Plus the 8b & drinks up to $1500 per party..


That's 233 days you could party. 19 days a month. Essentially 2 days on 1 day off.

Now, you could do it less frequently but up the $ for entertainment and other supplies.

Let's say $700 for 8bx2 and $2500 for entertainment and another $300 for drinks and other supplies. That's $3,500 per ˜ 100 times annually

2x a week so a Fri/Sat party and a Tue/Wed. Party.


That's















This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 2:20 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51556 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 2:16 pm to
If I win I’m going to buy TD and Reddit and force merge PT and /r/politics to watch the chaos flow
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:08 pm to
Well, like Lawrence said in Office Space when asked what he do with a million dollars, he answered "Two chicks at the same time".

So we have to double your hooked rate and I'm not so sure a 8-ball is going to be enough blow. However, nice job on detailing your assumptions and showing your work.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31815 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Is $500,000 a year enough to cover household expenses, plus hookers and blow?



I could live a very fulfilling life of hookers and blow on $500k annually. I make way less now and still am able to enjoy a nice toot and hooker from time to time.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44188 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:11 pm to
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The likelihood of winning the jackpot is 1 in 302,575,350



If you buy 2 tickets you improve your odds by over 150 million.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:16 pm to
Or you could save $4
Posted by tigersmanager
Member since Jun 2010
9294 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:55 pm to
Only one little problem you forget taxes
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:03 pm to
If only life worked that way. Hookers and blow are exactly like everything else. You keep doing, you get used to it, it becomes your life. You don't feel good doing it anymore, you feel bad if you don't. You're filthy rich but you're a miserable drug addict with no joy in life looking for the next biggest high. Then you kill yourself or die. Many such cases.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:07 pm to
Thanks for talk, Buzz Killington.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8147 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:07 pm to
Cautionary Tale

Also,


I only need like $5 mil, annuity for me...
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68608 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:22 pm to
How long does it take for them to deposit the lump sum after winning?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32739 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:33 pm to
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I’d only accept the winnings if they guaranteed I could be only Lottery Dream Home. I’d blow those $250k McMansions out the water

Just admit that you want the host to suck your dick
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:41 pm to
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