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re: Frick you digital prostate exam
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:25 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Posted on 4/14/17 at 9:25 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Get a colonoscopy. They do the digital exam while you are out.
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Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:15 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:38 am to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
quote:
How'd you get a digital prostate?
I came free with the purchase of a hot water heater.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 10:43 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:Did he have both hands on your shoulders at the time...??
he went in I tried to pull away but I just drug him around on that fricking rolling stool
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:03 am to LSURussian
PSA. I fired a doctor over these. I had one refused them after that. I'm 57.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:06 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
My doc is a 70 year old 100 lb lady with a fat knuckle. It could have been worse.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 11:28 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:
Frick my Dr for not having skinny little girl hands.
Should have went to Dr. Trump
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:05 pm to Vastmind
I had my first one earlier this year. Brought a small, involuntary tear to my eye. My urologist remarked that my prostate was remarkably small for a man my age. I told him, "Oh yeah, just wait 'till you get to my penis."
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:06 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Did he at least give you cab fare home?
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:08 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:10 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:
Either my Dr bent his finger tip into a fish hook or I clinched so hard he couldn't get that finger out, but when he went in I tried to pull away but I just drug him around on that fricking rolling stool.
That was his wrist, you got fisted
Posted on 4/14/17 at 12:31 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:
Either my Dr bent his finger tip into a fish hook or I clinched so hard he couldn't get that finger out, but when he went in I tried to pull away but I just drug him around on that fricking rolling stool.
That happened to me once. I'll never go back to that Dentist again.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 1:00 pm to GarmischTiger
He just walked. I didn't even get a hug.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:26 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Everyone of these Drs I've seen, had at least 6" fingers
This post was edited on 4/14/17 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:34 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:Find a small female Dr.
Frick my Dr for not having skinny little girl hands.
There is one in Gonzales at St. E.
I'm 69. I've had many. I almost like going to her. ...
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:38 pm to Redbone
Try taking a dick up the arse. The porn stars make it look easy. It's not, totally unpleasant, I concur. Cry me a river about a finger. 
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:43 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
now your gay
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:45 pm to liz18lsu
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Try taking a dick up the arse. The porn stars make it look easy. It's not, totally unpleasant, I concur. Cry me a river about a finger.
Posted on 4/14/17 at 2:46 pm to liz18lsu
quote:
Cry me a river about a finger.
No prostate in the way, either
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