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Former NBA player Glen Davis says prison sentence will 'stop (him) from eating hamburgers'

Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 am
Posted by RadRob
Acadiana
Member since Oct 2021
248 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 am
“Imma be swole, though. I swear to God I’m about to get in so much shape. On God," Davis said. "That's what God say, I'm going to stop you eating hamburgers imma put you in jail. You don't want to stop eating hamburgers and Cheetos? You're going to jail. So now, imma become The Rock.'"


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This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 7:42 am
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21833 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 am to
That’s a good attitude
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134636 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:42 am to
quote:

On God,"



I rather dislike this phrase. It just sounds so...vulgar.


ETA: although I suppose it's not any different than "I swear to God."


It just leaves out several parts of the sentence because it assumes one already knows what they are saying.


But then they repeat it incessantly which is annoying.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 8:05 am
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9732 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:43 am to
Think the Cheetos are on the hamburger or on the side?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:43 am to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19958 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:44 am to
Good for him.

I appreciate someone that sees prison as a way to stop eating Cheetos

Myself, i want to stay under a certain weight class for Jiu Jitsu but hey, he is killing it and has a positive outlook
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:45 am to
I’m sure his cell mates can replace the hamburgers with sausage
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2975 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:45 am to
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which authorities quickly proved through his cell phone's geolocation.


People are reatrded.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2975 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:45 am to
quote:

which authorities quickly proved through his cell phone's geolocation.


People are reatrded.
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
25525 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:46 am to
He will instead be eating cockmeat sandwiches.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 7:48 am
Posted by tigersbsbfan23
Member since May 2023
282 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:47 am to
quote:

You don't want to stop eating hamburgers and Cheetos?


Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:48 am to
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7951 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:48 am to
quote:

replace with sausage


He's gonna go to a minimum security prison camp.
He'll get several hrs to play pickleball.
Get a tablet or TV for movies etc.
It's not that bad
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1812 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:02 am to
He's going to be disappointed when he sees the baloney sandwich he gets instead of that hamburger.
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3812 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:07 am to
quote:

"That's what God say, I'm going to stop you eating hamburgers imma put you in jail. Y
just another retarded clown.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8380 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:16 am to
And he’s 6’9 at least 350. How many people realistically would even think about messing with him
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8343 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:07 am to
He’s be a solid role player on the All-NBA Prison Team
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14674 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:29 am to
One thing about Glen, he remains positive. Whether he is ripping out keyboards from hotels when they tell him they have no rooms, being found with 126 grams of weed (lots of cash and a ledger of names), or busted for filing $127k of fake insurance claims, he was always positive in the aftermath. He’s never blamed anyone else for having to break the law to maintain a lifestyle after blowing through $32 million (much less after taxes, agents and business managers, but still made O-T baller money) in earnings.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 10:35 am
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27472 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:30 am to
Plot twist: the prison he is going to is known to serve great hamburgers
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18061 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:31 am to
That guy used to destroy Gattis. I saw the manager asking him to please call ahead once.
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