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Forget pie, bring your neighbors piss-soaked bologna sandwiches
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:58 am
Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:58 am
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Since the first of this year, Sharisha Morrison has been receiving bags of bologna and bread from a mystery man. The surprise sandwich deliveries to her southeast Albuquerque home always come in a plastic grocery bag. Morrison set up a camera to see who was leaving the bread and bologna.
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At first, she thought it might be an act of kindness, until she realized the bag smelled of urine.
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She isn't the only one receiving these deliveries. Her neighbors have been receiving them too. "They're actually moving out because they're tired of it," she said. Morrison says she has called police but they can't do much unless they catch him during a delivery. "I just want it to stop because I have my baby, you know, and I don't want some random guy just creeping around my apartment," she said.
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Posted on 1/31/19 at 9:59 am to arseinclarse
Are they soaking the bread and all? That seems like a dead giveaway.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:00 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:00 am to arseinclarse
so they're still edible?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:01 am to I Eat Tide Pods
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so they're still edible?
Urine is sterile.
Bear Grylls taught me that.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:03 am to arseinclarse
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Sharisha Morrison
sounds ungrateful.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:04 am to OysterPoBoy
not sure what the problem is then. The new avocado toast.
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 10:05 am
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:05 am to MorbidTheClown
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sounds ungrateful.
True
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:05 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:06 am to arseinclarse
If the bologna is fried with a little yellow mustard, I think you have to consider still eating the sandwiches.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:07 am to MorbidTheClown
Why not watch the camera then open the door and hit said creeper in the face with a cast iron skillet? Tell him you like fried bologna.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:07 am to arseinclarse
Cheap housing, and all I have to do is cart some pissy sandwiches to the street once in a while? Sounds like a good deal.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:13 am to MorbidTheClown
Is....that..... 
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:41 am to StarkRebel
Beggars can't be choosers.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:47 am to arseinclarse
Makes me want a piss sandwich with pepper now
Posted on 1/31/19 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
I LOL’ed. Glad you’re back. Hopefully you stay a while.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 11:07 am to OysterPoBoy
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Urine is sterile. Bear Grylls taught me that
I learned that from patches o'houlihan also learned if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
Posted on 1/31/19 at 11:11 am to arseinclarse
There are starving kids in Ethiopia.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/31/19 at 11:17 am to arseinclarse
what the hell is wrong with people these days?
that being said, I laughed.
that being said, I laughed.
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