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tiggerthetooth
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For what reasons do you kneel in life?
For me:


-To tie my shoes

-Pick up interesting objects on the ground

-Stretch my knees and legs before a nice workout

- to pick up sticks in the yard

- maybe even pray (been angry at "god" for years)


I didn't forget to add anything to this list.


ETA: Unnecessary for women to answer
This post was edited on 9/26 at 10:09 pm


S
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Pray to black jesus


9Fiddy
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
The Eucharist


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LucasP
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
When kissing the hand of a fair maiden.


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GreatLakesTiger24
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
against the oppressive regime of joe alleva and f king alexander


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jdeval1
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
To puke in the toilet


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crazylsustudent
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
To perform cunnilingus on your wife


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NikeShox
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Working in the garden baw.


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SuperSoakher
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Run the clock out.


Are we still tebowing?
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IT_Dawg
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Last time I knelt, I asked the stupidest question of my life....

she hasn't knelt since


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TheArrogantCorndog
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
When I was knighted Sir Dog of Corn


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Bestbank Tiger
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Never. My parish doesn't have kneelers.



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Jim Rockford
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Lunges.


LakeViewLSU
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
When Im building a fire.


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Bushmaster
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
To pray
To land a fish
Dance moves for me, S's and Festus' show


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fr33manator
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
Eating pussy. Church.



Eating pussy in church.


Tigerfan56
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
I kneel when the national anthem plays because I like to see snowflakes melt


tiggerthetooth
Houston Astros Fan
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
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Lunges


Knee isn't supposed to touch the ground baw.


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tiggerthetooth
Houston Astros Fan
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
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I kneel when the national anthem plays because I like to see snowflakes melt


Too bad no one can see your weak knees bent on the ground.


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TheArrogantCorndog
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re: For what reasons do you kneel in life?
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Eating pussy in church.



That's penis, baw


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