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re: Football Player Poisons Classmate at STM (Lafayette)

Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25086 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Said the kids tongue skin came off on his shirt when he tried to wipe it.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53561 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:35 pm to
Yeah, that’s horrifying.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53463 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:40 pm to
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sat on the spilled drain cleaner and got burns all over his arse. 


That'd give anybody a case of the red arse
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:40 pm to
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A friend of mine has a son that goes to STM.

The story, according to the son, is that this kid put Drain Cleaner in a gatorade bottle and tricked some kid into drinking it. The kid who drank it immediately started bleeding from the mouth and somehow the bottle got spilled on the ground. Another kid somehow sat on the spilled drain cleaner and got burns all over his arse.


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Exactly the story my husband got at the barber shop today from an stm student that was running his mouth. Said the kids tongue skin came off on his shirt when he tried to wipe it.



This dude needs to spend a solid decade in Angola, maybe more if he really thought this was acceptable for a prank.

Best case scenario is probably several years in Elaine Hunt.

quote:

Also said accused is a dumbass but wasn’t trying to kill anyone.


Drunk drivers weren't trying to kill anyone either but they still get the book thrown at them.

Why should an intentional act be seen as less malicious than that?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36542 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:42 pm to
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Drunk drivers weren't trying to kill anyone either but they still get the book thrown at them.



Not in LA
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:42 pm to
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Baw looks a little to smug to me... Probably needs to spend some time in jail
not a crime to look "a little too smug to" you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133223 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:43 pm to
Rich parents? That kid is about to get PAID
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:43 pm to
Looks like Kramer Robertson’s evil twin.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36542 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

not a crime to look "a little too smug to" you.




It is a crime to poison someone tho
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58823 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:45 pm to
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Attempted murder is probably not out of the question.


of course it's out of the question, he isn't getting charged with attempted murder
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36542 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:46 pm to
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of course it's out of the question



Not really
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58823 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:50 pm to
ok, bookmark this thread for when the retard 17 year old pranking friends with drano gets booked on attempted murder charges. I won't hold my breath
This post was edited on 10/16/19 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1716 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:53 pm to
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Said the kids tongue skin came off on his shirt when he tried to wipe it.


Geez, what’s the recovery outlook for this kind of thing? Could he lost permanently lose ability to taste?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103110 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:54 pm to
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ok, bookmark this thread for when the retard 17 year old pranking friends with drano gets booked on attempted murder charges. I won't hold my breath


If he does, will you take a sip of Drano and see if you think it is worth an Attempted Murder rap?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76536 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:55 pm to
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Geez, what’s the recovery outlook for this kind of thing? Could he lost permanently lose ability to taste?
Oral cavity heals very quickly.

He’ll probably be fine if that is all that happened.
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3701 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:55 pm to
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not a crime to look "a little too smug to" you.

Correct, I want him to go to jail for making another kid drink draino, not the smug part.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58823 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:56 pm to
sure, as long as you promise to keep being a douchebag

let me know when he gets charged with attempted murder though
This post was edited on 10/16/19 at 3:58 pm
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:58 pm to
it was just a prank, breaux!
Posted by majoredinwhitehorse
lower alabama
Member since Nov 2016
813 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 4:00 pm to
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Please tell me this is a lye


Great pun. Bad timing. Very inappropriate.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 4:03 pm to
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Oral cavity heals very quickly.


Not when I drill in your mouth, Scruffy.
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