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Folks...it's begun
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:41 am
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:41 am
Yesterday, I picked up my 5 year old from Kindergarten. After talking to the Sister about the upcoming Christmas Program, I walked my daughter to the car and the first thing I asked was, "How was your day, honey?"
She replied, "Well, Matthew Paul asked me to meet him at the tree..."
I know what that little rat bastard wanted to do at the tree...
She replied, "Well, Matthew Paul asked me to meet him at the tree..."
I know what that little rat bastard wanted to do at the tree...
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 8:44 am
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:43 am to mizzoukills
Show 'em your post history and they'll leave her alone
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:43 am to mizzoukills
Damn I was hoping this would be about your daughters dream where you died.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:44 am to mizzoukills
You reproduced? Poor kid..
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:45 am to mizzoukills
You passed along your DNA? There goes the solar system.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:45 am to mizzoukills
My son Mathew did the same thing to me yesterday. He said some little frisky 5 yr old little girl wanted him to go behind the oak tree so she could try something she saw her two dads do in their bedroom.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:46 am to mizzoukills
Young slut never had a chance
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:46 am to ItNeverRains
Call Harvey. Have him take care of said tree...
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:46 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:47 am to mizzoukills
Responsible parenting would have prevented this from happening. You have only yourself to blame now that your daughter is the class slut.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:47 am to mizzoukills
Maybe you should meet Matt by the tree.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:48 am to mizzoukills
What bothers me the most about this thread is that you have children
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:49 am to mizzoukills
That kid has two first names. Watch out.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:49 am to mizzoukills
Someone procreated with you??
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:50 am to mizzoukills
Scuff your knuckles up then show them to Matthew Paul
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:51 am to GEAUXT
quote:
Show 'em your post history and they'll leave her alone
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:53 am to mizzoukills
So you stole someone's baby and call it your own now?
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:58 am to mizzoukills
This boy Matt Paul. I assume he's a Godly man with a name like that. Better watch out ole summbitch. Dudes fixing to come in and take over your house.
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