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Florida woman Kept Calling 911 To Report Boyfriend Was "Not Being Nice To Her"

Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:40 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:40 am
So stupid and IWNHI

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Meet Mary Ann Parrish. The Florida Woman, 40, was arrested early yesterday after repeatedly calling 911 to report that “her boyfriend was not being nice to her,”
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Cops say that Parrish dialed the emergency response number six times over a four-hour period ending Monday around 1:30 AM. A sheriff’s deputy responding to one of Parrish’s 911 calls witnessed her again “on the phone with 911 while on scene.”
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Parrish was charged with using the 911 system “for purposes other than an emergency.” She is being held in the county jail in lieu of $150 on the misdemeanor charge. Parrish was arrested at a residence in Lacoochee, which is several miles west of the Green Swamp Wilderness Preserve.
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Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32629 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:40 am to
Need her eyes open to make better WIHI assumption
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:41 am to
i thought janis joplin died?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38534 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:41 am to
In Baton Rouge they have to respond to every call, it doesn't matter if it's not an emergency. This is the bullshite that ties up police resources and should be heavily prosecuted.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:41 am to
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Need her eyes open to make better WIHI assumption
Nah, someone that calls 911 because someone isn't being nice to them, Bye Felicia!
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:42 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:44 am to
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Lacoochee


best city name ever !
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12043 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:49 am to
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She is being held in the county jail in lieu of $150


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:52 am to
doesn't really say what he was doing that wasn't "nice".
Posted by EdmondDontez
Chateau d'If
Member since Dec 2015
344 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:54 am to
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Meet Mary Ann Parrish. The Florida Woman, 40,


Dear Lord. Is that what the new 40 looks like?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:58 am to
I seriously wish a Florida Board was a thing where everyone can post all the crazy daily news stories in Florida.. Just to be able to see the collection of stories over time.
Posted by Anfield Road
Home of the Blue Turf
Member since May 2012
1948 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:05 pm to
My little brother once called 911 because I wouldn't let him play the SNES. He just learned the previous week in kindergarten to call 911 in emergencies. Apparently, this was an emergency to him. We both got an arse-whooping afterwards.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:11 pm to
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doesn't really say what he was doing that wasn't "nice".
If I had to guess, he probably wasn't paying enough attention to her
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:11 pm to
or maybe didn't share the meth with her?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:13 pm to
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or maybe didn't share the meth with her?
Very true
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:13 pm to
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We both got an arse-whooping afterwards.
Why the hell did you get whipped? I understand that though. My dad was like that.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6866 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:24 pm to
Did she use her one phone call to call 911 to complain about the bailiff?
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:29 pm to
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“her boyfriend was not being nice to her,”
I wonder why
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82321 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:39 pm to
When they kiss, he closes his eyes.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:40 pm to
Meth is bad for you.
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