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Florida woman has alligator in yoga pants

Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:49 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132603 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:49 am
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A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop on Monday — a strange move that might just rank on the state's list of odd reported crimes. Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was in the passenger's seat of a vehicle around 3:30 a.m. in Punta Gorda when she was pulled over, the Miami Herald reported, citing an incident report from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. The department said that the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck."


No pic in article

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71132 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:51 am to
Is that a croc in your crotch or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:51 am to
Again?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132603 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:52 am to
shite
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:53 am to
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53961 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:54 am to
Crotchadile
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:57 am to
quote:

traffic stop


was this on the Autobahn
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66984 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Florida woman has Adolfgator in yoga pants
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 9:05 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141068 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:05 am to
Wow, multiple times in one week.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29685 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:07 am to
Again?

Are alligators native to Germany?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173691 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:11 am to
Rats! It appears the 18 year old filipino coed in charge of publishing your posts has forgotten to consult the blasted search function.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13100 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:12 am to
This sounds like a scene from a Carl Hiaasen novel.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78654 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:12 am to
Oh my! About as harrowing of an experience as my fox encounter!
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173691 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:13 am to
Oh, Paul! My body quakes when i think of your harrowing situation last summer.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:14 am to
He alligator out
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78654 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:15 am to
It was a cockamamie day!
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:18 am to
double post
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 9:19 am
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Florida woman has alligator in yoga pants


Was I the only one who thought we'd see a pic of a woman walking an alligator that was wearing yoga pants?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:50 am to
quote:

the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length)

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63044 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:53 am to
Well played, have an up vote
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