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Florida man gets naked to escape Sav-A-Lot store; ribeyes fall out of his pants
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:47 am
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:47 am
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Witnesses reported to police that in an attempt to get away, the suspect wriggled out of his clothes and got naked as meat packs began to fall out of his pants.
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Police found a Stefan Short, 28, of DeLand, running out of the store in the buff, and when he refused to stop officers shot him with a Taser
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Police said Short stole four packs of ribeye steaks valued at $41.24. Short was charged with resisting an officer without violence, resisting a store employee while committing a theft and first-degree petty theft. He remained held without bail Monday at the Volusia County Branch Jail.
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:48 am to DemonKA3268
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Stefan Short
He looks like a Stefan.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:51 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:52 am to DemonKA3268
At least he didn't steal any tube steaks
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:53 am to DemonKA3268
quote:If only I had a nickel every time that happened to me.
gets naked to escape Sav-A-Lot store; ribeyes fall out of his pants
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:55 am to LaBR4
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At least he didn't steal any tube steaks
Well played, sir. 
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:56 am to DemonKA3268
Now, will the ribeyes be on the shelf with marked down price?
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:59 am to LaBR4
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At least he didn't steal any tube steaks
Nope, he just decided to display his though to get away
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:00 am to DemonKA3268
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Short was taken to the hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals, a report states.
Ooph
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:02 am to beerJeep
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Short was taken to the hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals
Wouldn't have happened if he left his clothes on.
Stupid games, stupid prizes...
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:10 am to saint tiger225
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Well played, sir.
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 10:12 am
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:10 am to beerJeep
quote:Sounds like he needs to steal some ice packs now instead of meat packs
a Taser prong struck him in the genitals
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:14 am to DemonKA3268
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Police found a Stefan Short, 28, of DeLand, running out of the store in the buff, and when he refused to stop officers shot him with a Taser
I guess it was a “high steaks” situation
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:15 am to fr33manator
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I guess it was a “high steaks” situation
or did the police do a "steak" out?
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:18 am to DemonKA3268
Central Fl is meth hell.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:21 am to beerJeep
Good shot
Posted on 2/18/20 at 11:05 am to beerJeep
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Short was taken to the hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals
“A million to one shot!”
Posted on 2/18/20 at 11:07 am to DemonKA3268
Ole baw just trying to get that crazy check
Posted on 2/18/20 at 11:26 am to DemonKA3268
Happened on Valentines Day Friday. Somewhere, somehow, it's a woman's fault.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 11:28 am to VolsOut4Harambe
love the gif
do we have one for NY and California?
do we have one for NY and California?
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