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Florida Couple being quintessential Florida People.

Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:18 am
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15976 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:18 am
if already posted - don't care, but as bad as the story is - had to share the Mugshots - cause if that isn't Florida - don't know what is:

Floriday couple being typical

Mugshots for the link clicking disinclined:

Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8064 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:20 am to
Time heals all wounds...except these crazy eyes.
Posted by atrain5
Baton Rouge Correctional Facility
Member since Sep 2017
2209 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:20 am to
Posted by Doormat
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
1572 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:23 am to
Even she could do better than him.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52687 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:24 am to
God, I can't even really find humor in that dude's mugshot because of how fricking sad the story is. Sigh.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:25 am to
Is that Maggie Gyllenhall?
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
1976 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:27 am to
man... that's terrible.

about 5 years ago, me and my boss were called to a house to look at a job. When we walked in the house, it was pretty much exactly like the one in this article. The mom was passed out on the couch. The dad couldn't complete a sentence he was so messed up. The kids were filthy. we left and my boss called CPS. i was so mad at him. i couldn't believe he did that.

Fast forward 5 years and i have two kids of my own and TOTALLY get why he did it.
Posted by Cornpoptiger
Member since Oct 2018
301 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:29 am to
She can use a comb over and he can see them coming and going at the same time.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33455 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:32 am to
thats enough internet for me today
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33477 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:33 am to
That dude has a five-head.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29288 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:37 am to
That cat looks like a thalidomide baby....I wonder if his arms are short.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:38 am to
Look at that retarded mother fricker
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66927 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:39 am to
All that disgusting shite everywhere.... but had beer in the fridge
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 10:57 am to
We’re they just shitting everywhere?
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:02 am to
At least they drink bottled beer!
Posted by Enjuhnear
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2021
364 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:07 am to
quote:

According to the arrest report, the home smelled of feces and other "unpleasant smells." Deputies observed feces on the floors throughout the rooms, as well as several different types of bugs crawling on the floor and countertops.


He can make the argument that he didn't see shite.
This post was edited on 1/27/21 at 11:17 am
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:33 am to
quote:

the home smelled of feces and other "unpleasant smells.

That's a tactful way of saying "her vagina".
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:34 am to
Dear Lord, that guy could see both horizons at once
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Member since Dec 2013
11852 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:46 am to
That dude was absolutely built for checking blind spots when making a left to right lane change.
Posted by tes fou
Member since Feb 2014
838 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:48 am to
That dude lost the chromosome lottery, parents were probably first cousins.
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