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Florida - We are going to do a DUI investigation - Lady- "The hell you are!"
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:29 pm
Damn, Granny wasn't having any of that
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A woman accused of mooing at a deputy after a traffic crash and likening the investigator to a cow was arrested on DUI and other charges
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Joanne Carr, 73, of Massachusetts, was jailed on charges of DUI, DUI crash-property damage and obstruction without violence
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Carr told Martin County sheriff’s deputies she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m., and deputies noted an open container of Smirnoff on the front seat.
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Deputies found Carr in a Pontiac crashed in the area of North Old Dixie Highway and County Line Road in southeast Martin County. She couldn’t figure out how to unlock her doors or roll down the windows, deputies said.
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Asked what happened, Carr said, “What do you think, pig?”
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Investigators say it appeared she ran over some recently planted trees, collided with one fence and ran over another.
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She smelled of booze, mumbled and was “thick tongued,” deputies said. Deputies said they were going to perform a DUI investigation. “The hell you are,” she is quoted as saying.
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“You’re not taking me anywhere but home you (expletive) pig, I mean cow. Moooooo,” she is quoted as saying.
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Investigators determined Carr was impaired and took her to jail. On the way, Carr is quoted as calling a deputy a “pig, sow, cow, (derogatory term), (derogatory term), (derogatory term), (expletive) and (expletive),” She also spoke poorly about the deputy’s family and the State of Florida.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:30 pm to DemonKA3268
That’s a badass granny
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:30 pm to DemonKA3268
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“You’re not taking me anywhere but home you (expletive) pig, I mean cow. Moooooo,” she is quoted as saying.
This sums up Florida right there
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:34 pm to DemonKA3268
If she couldn’t be seen, she had to be herd.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:35 pm to Tigerbait357
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This sums up Florida right there
Moooooooo motherfricker
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:55 pm to LZ83
quote:No fricks were given, that's for sure.
That’s a badass granny
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:15 pm to DemonKA3268
We need a ruling from the committee on this one.
Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)
However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.
Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)
However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:19 pm to DemonKA3268
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Carr told Martin County sheriff’s deputies she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m
This is how I like to start my day off. Really levels me out.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:20 pm to RedPop4
quote:All that is needed...
Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:24 pm to DemonKA3268
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She also spoke poorly about the State of Florida.
Cut her some slack, she was right about one thing
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:26 pm to ksayetiger
quote:Cut her some slack? Hell, I think she is awesome!
Cut her some slack, she was right about one thing
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:06 pm to Saskwatch
quote:Just remember, it's Vodka with the Rice Krispies, Whiskey with the CoCoa Puffs, Gin with Cap'n Crunch Crunchberry.
Carr told Martin County sheriff’s deputies she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m
This is how I like to start my day off. Really levels me out.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:31 pm to Tigerbait357
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This sums up Florida right there
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Joanne Carr, 73, of Massachusetts
Yep it sure does...dregs of the Northeast and Midwest perpetuating the image.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:41 pm to DemonKA3268
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She also spoke poorly about....the State of Florida.
When you're right you're right.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:59 pm to RedPop4
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Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)
However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.
Y'all do realize this applies to about 90% of the "Florida" stories on the internet, right?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:03 pm to Jim Rockford
Well, you know what they say...."you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning"
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:05 pm to Tegre
quote:Very true
Well, you know what they say...."you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:06 pm to RedPop4
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However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.
Yeah but Florida is where people like her go when older. So if Florida wasn't Florida, she wouldn't be there.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:10 pm to dgnx6
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Yeah but Florida is where people like her go when older. So if Florida wasn't Florida, she wouldn't be there.
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