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Florida - We are going to do a DUI investigation - Lady- "The hell you are!"

Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:29 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:29 pm
Damn, Granny wasn't having any of that
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A woman accused of mooing at a deputy after a traffic crash and likening the investigator to a cow was arrested on DUI and other charges
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Joanne Carr, 73, of Massachusetts, was jailed on charges of DUI, DUI crash-property damage and obstruction without violence
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Carr told Martin County sheriff’s deputies she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m., and deputies noted an open container of Smirnoff on the front seat.
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Deputies found Carr in a Pontiac crashed in the area of North Old Dixie Highway and County Line Road in southeast Martin County. She couldn’t figure out how to unlock her doors or roll down the windows, deputies said.
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Asked what happened, Carr said, “What do you think, pig?”
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Investigators say it appeared she ran over some recently planted trees, collided with one fence and ran over another.
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She smelled of booze, mumbled and was “thick tongued,” deputies said. Deputies said they were going to perform a DUI investigation. “The hell you are,” she is quoted as saying.
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“You’re not taking me anywhere but home you (expletive) pig, I mean cow. Moooooo,” she is quoted as saying.
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Investigators determined Carr was impaired and took her to jail. On the way, Carr is quoted as calling a deputy a “pig, sow, cow, (derogatory term), (derogatory term), (derogatory term), (expletive) and (expletive),” She also spoke poorly about the deputy’s family and the State of Florida.
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This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 1:06 pm
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:30 pm to
That’s a badass granny
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71178 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:30 pm to
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“You’re not taking me anywhere but home you (expletive) pig, I mean cow. Moooooo,” she is quoted as saying.



This sums up Florida right there
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20342 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:34 pm to
If she couldn’t be seen, she had to be herd.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:35 pm to
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This sums up Florida right there

Moooooooo motherfricker
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:55 pm to
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That’s a badass granny
No fricks were given, that's for sure.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15329 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:15 pm to
We need a ruling from the committee on this one.

Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)

However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18359 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:19 pm to
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Carr told Martin County sheriff’s deputies she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m



This is how I like to start my day off. Really levels me out.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:20 pm to
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Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)
All that is needed...
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29672 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:21 pm to
That is awesome
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70467 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:24 pm to
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She also spoke poorly about the State of Florida.



Cut her some slack, she was right about one thing
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:26 pm to
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Cut her some slack, she was right about one thing
Cut her some slack? Hell, I think she is awesome!
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:06 pm to
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Carr told Martin County sheriff’s deputies she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m




This is how I like to start my day off. Really levels me out.
Just remember, it's Vodka with the Rice Krispies, Whiskey with the CoCoa Puffs, Gin with Cap'n Crunch Crunchberry.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:31 pm to
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This sums up Florida right there



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Joanne Carr, 73, of Massachusetts


Yep it sure does...dregs of the Northeast and Midwest perpetuating the image.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106007 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:41 pm to
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She also spoke poorly about....the State of Florida.


When you're right you're right.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41795 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:59 pm to
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Happened in Florida. Florida gonna Florida (can not believe I just typed THAT.)

However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.


Y'all do realize this applies to about 90% of the "Florida" stories on the internet, right?
Posted by Tegre
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Jan 2008
1226 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:03 pm to
Well, you know what they say...."you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning"
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:05 pm to
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Well, you know what they say...."you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning
Very true
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91545 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:06 pm to
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However, defendant is from Massachusetts. I move that Florida only count for HALF of the situation.


Yeah but Florida is where people like her go when older. So if Florida wasn't Florida, she wouldn't be there.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:10 pm to
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Yeah but Florida is where people like her go when older. So if Florida wasn't Florida, she wouldn't be there.
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