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re: Florida - "Pool Float Pervert" Steals Over 75 Pool Floats for Sexual Gratification

Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31501 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:40 pm to
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A rudimentary understanding of serial rapists says that this guy will eventually escalate.

No rubber duck will be safe.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11527 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:51 pm to
Put him in a bouncy house, no lock necessary to hold him.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20328 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:24 pm to
That mugshot screams lock me up and melt the key.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74583 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:26 pm to
Posts here on either/or both the Rant or the Poli Board.
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Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5763 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:51 pm to
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does this instead of raping women


Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:02 pm to


This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13218 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

A rudimentary understanding of serial rapists says that this guy will eventually escalate.


Like those 30 foot inflatables?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:14 pm to
Where did this dude carpet bag in from when got out of jail?
Posted by IggyReilly
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2015
204 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:27 pm to
Ole boy flew too close to the sun. You can get away with stealing a dozen or so because how much effort are police really going to put into solving pool float thefts? But 75? Someone is going to end up pulling at that thread out of genuine curiosity just to find out what type of weird arse shite is on the other end.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12720 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:36 pm to
he looks like Ernie from Sesame St had a child with Pigpen.
Posted by grimmrimmer
Member since Nov 2006
284 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:40 pm to
Waiting for Inside The NBA to comment on that Shaq one. Look where the cupholder is
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20615 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:04 pm to
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Waiting for Inside The NBA to comment on that Shaq one. Look where the cupholder i


About time someone noticed








Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7790 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:42 pm to

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196310 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:47 pm to
The next pool board meeting will be bonkers
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