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re: Florida - "Pool Float Pervert" Steals Over 75 Pool Floats for Sexual Gratification

Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29851 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:40 pm to
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A rudimentary understanding of serial rapists says that this guy will eventually escalate.

No rubber duck will be safe.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11129 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:51 pm to
Put him in a bouncy house, no lock necessary to hold him.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16798 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:24 pm to
That mugshot screams lock me up and melt the key.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70471 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:26 pm to
Posts here on either/or both the Rant or the Poli Board.
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Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4450 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:51 pm to
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does this instead of raping women


Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
909 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:02 pm to


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Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
11597 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

A rudimentary understanding of serial rapists says that this guy will eventually escalate.


Like those 30 foot inflatables?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4609 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:14 pm to
Where did this dude carpet bag in from when got out of jail?
Posted by IggyReilly
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2015
142 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:27 pm to
Ole boy flew too close to the sun. You can get away with stealing a dozen or so because how much effort are police really going to put into solving pool float thefts? But 75? Someone is going to end up pulling at that thread out of genuine curiosity just to find out what type of weird arse shite is on the other end.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11613 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:36 pm to
he looks like Ernie from Sesame St had a child with Pigpen.
Posted by grimmrimmer
Member since Nov 2006
249 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:40 pm to
Waiting for Inside The NBA to comment on that Shaq one. Look where the cupholder is
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
17092 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:04 pm to
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Waiting for Inside The NBA to comment on that Shaq one. Look where the cupholder i


About time someone noticed








Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7285 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:42 pm to

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189601 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:47 pm to
The next pool board meeting will be bonkers
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