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Flesh Eating Bacteria is the new I'm Pregnant!

Posted on 12/21/25 at 3:56 am
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
3062 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 3:56 am
Was worth a shot. Of course, admitting you have a warrant and purchased a car from a guy who went to jail seconds later might have hurt its effectiveness. Why do people steal from Walmart or Target? They have top notch surveillance cameras and almost always press charges and trespass.

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85512 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 4:01 am to
The usuals

Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11284 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 6:53 am to
She was refreshingly respectful. Didn't speed off, try to murder someone over the stuff.

Still a little fatigued over it, though.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23982 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 7:03 am to
Cop would not grab that straight razor even though she said she didn't care. Good for him.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8507 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:03 am to
Did not know it was a black thing to keep a straight razor in your bra. Probably just a certain segment of the population.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21616 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Did not know it was a black thing to keep a straight razor in your bra.


"Ima cut you, bitch" didn't come from nowhere.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9849 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:09 am to
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5791 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:22 am to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71069 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Why do people steal from Walmart or Target? They have top notch surveillance cameras and almost always press charges and trespass.




They do that because for a few years, they were allowed to just walk out of the store with what they wanted with no consequences. Now they are entitled to take what they want when they want. Its why you cant let it start in the first place.


Its no different than your children. If you let them do something wrong with zero consequences, they are going to keep doing it.

Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2956 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:44 am to
“It’s a goddam titty”!
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2956 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:46 am to
Where were those perps when I was a cop?
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8507 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:52 am to
quote:

quote:
Did not know it was a black thing to keep a straight razor in your bra.



"Ima cut you, bitch" didn't come from nowhere.


Gotta be prepared, you know. The part around the 12-minute mark is pretty funny -- "it's a goddamn titty." Props to her for not causing a huge problem for everyone. Maybe she has tasted the concrete before.
This post was edited on 12/21/25 at 8:52 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12646 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 8:59 am to
You could have just said, "I have COVID" a few years ago and they would have cleared the room and would have gallons of hand sanitizer and other cleaning agents sprayed on you and the Bio Squad would descend into the room.
This post was edited on 12/21/25 at 9:01 am
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21703 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:30 am to
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Why do people steal from Walmart or Target?

Because the people that steal are not know for making the best decisions in life
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