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FL man slaps dad in face with pizza bc he was upset that his dad helped give birth to him

Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:41 pm


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Then, Houston entered the home, deputies said. When Houston’s father entered, he was held down in a chair by the suspect. The suspect was also shoving pizza in the victim’s face, according to his arrest affidavit. Eventually, Houston got off of his father and walked outside to wait for law enforcement. Deputies said when they arrived, Houston walked toward them and said he knew they were going to transport him to jail. A deputy asked Houston why he thought he would be taken to jail, and he admitted he threw pizza at his dad’s face because he was upset that “his dad helped give birth to him,” investigators wrote in the arrest affidavit.


Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33052 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:42 pm to
Florida is the gift that keeps on giving
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58291 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:43 pm to
So is Herpes
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65473 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:45 pm to
so, is he mad that the dad helped create him? or did the dad help deliver?

either way

His name is Houston and living in Florida. so....
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

so, is he mad that the dad helped create him? or did the dad help deliver?



Yeah so confused. Ha.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
12995 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:51 pm to
You must be on the FloridaMan subreddit.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105362 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:54 pm to
Houston, we have a problem.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:05 pm to
Hes mad his dad delivered him, but apparantly happy some kid delivered that pizza.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13850 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:10 pm to
He should be put to death. Only a true psycho would waste pizza.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:19 pm to
You saw my mama's vagina!


Ima kill you!



Two sentences I've never said. Together anyway.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123767 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

You saw my mama's vagina! Ima kill you!

Better bring more bullets
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65473 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

You saw my mama's vagina!


Posted by Bossbailey34
South carolina
Member since Aug 2018
1700 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:08 pm to
Florida is full of idiots
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47509 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:10 pm to
Mr Houston from Florida.


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