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Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:26 am to
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:26 am to
quote:

pumpkin hazelnut whatever crap this morning.


You poor soul. Have an upvote.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:29 am to
My low tire light has been on for 2 days due to the cold weather.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40162 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:33 am to
quote:

Several issues on my recent trip overseas in business class:
- flight attendant didn't take my jacket to hang for 10-15 minutes
- butter was too cold and too hard for easy spreading
- ice cream sundae was frozen hard - had to wait to eat it
- movie selection was horrible
- flight attendants - not a single cutie in the group


- Yep
- Butter? Yuck
- Ice Cream? WTF are you a fattie?
- No iPad or Laptop with pre-loaded movies? Rookie.
- This is a real problem.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 8:05 am to
Putting my own toothpaste on my toothbrush is a pain in the arse.

Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3232 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 8:26 am to
.....that Facebook still exists.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27479 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 8:38 am to
quote:

I don’t think you know what valet means. Failed attempt at subtle brag. :smh:




After checking to make sure you aren't LucasP, nope. You're just an idiot.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:53 am to
quote:

butter was too cold and too hard for easy spreading


Yeah, this is a legit problem.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65501 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:55 am to
free donuts at work were from Dunkin. not the boutique pastry shop i like.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29344 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 10:19 am to
quote:


I don’t think you know what valet means.


Don't you even Downton Abby bro? Even those poors knew what a valet was for.
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:18 pm to
Valet-A valet or "gentleman's gentleman" is a gentleman's male servant; the closest female equivalent is a lady's maid. The valet performs personal services such as maintaining his employer's clothes, running his bath and perhaps (especially in the past) shaving his employer.

You so dumb. smh
Posted by YogaPants
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4704 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

butter was too cold and too hard for easy spreading


I've installed a butter warming machine in my maid's chamber for this very reason
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14255 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:39 pm to
Last lump charcoal I purchased is not nearly as lumpy as I prefer.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Seemed like the stop light took forever to turn green. Picked up my phone to read a text and a very upset individual started to honk their horn at me. The light just turned green. I was nice and waved him by as he passed me. No need to be so angry on a beautiful morning.


Very short green light requires a long wait. Ahole in front of me effing with his phone burns up a chunk of what little green there is. Politely tap my horn, and this sideways csucker just sits there, then waves me around. He looked as spaced out as Les Miles in a two minute drill.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8290 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:52 pm to
I asked my girlfriend to DVR the game last weekend, and when I watched it I realized she recorded it in SD.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:55 pm to
Had to wipe up creampie from OP's mom with my new sock.
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3151 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:36 pm to
Starbucks app wasn’t updated at 0500 with new holiday flavors. Went in to pick up order and realized I could have had a creme brûlée latte instead....,the horror!
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