re: First world problem of the morning

like always, my phone charger doesnt actually charge my phone. it just keeps it from losing battery

Is your Ninja coffe pot broken?

I'll think of you when I have my PB&J after noon daily mass.
Also:

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Abstinence laws consider that meat comes only from animals such as chickens, cows, sheep or pigs --- all of which live on land. Birds are also considered meat. Abstinence does not include meat juices and liquid foods made from meat. Thus, such foods as chicken broth, consomme, soups cooked or flavored with meat, meat gravies or sauces, as well as seasonings or condiments made from animal fat are technically not forbidden. However, moral theologians have traditionally taught that we should abstain from all animal-derived products (except foods such as gelatin, butter, cheese and eggs, which do not have any meat taste). Fish are a different category of animal. Salt and freshwater species of fish, amphibians, reptiles, (cold-blooded animals) and shellfish are permitted.

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I didnt know the church was about science. Riveting stuff. Cant have your fish and eat it too

The charger for my device that connects to satellites and gives me all the information in the history of the universe broke and I had to stop at a store with more electronics for sale to the public than maybe the whole of Africa to buy a new one for $24 USD.

FML, amirite?

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Questions at the gas pump. No it isn’t a debit card, I don’t want a car wash, I don’t want to join your discount club. I just want my gas

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Yep. I'm old enough to remember the days that using a debit card was quicker/easier than paying with cash or writing a check. Not the case anymore.