First world problem of the morning

I like St Brendan's Irish creme in my coffee on fridays, but was out and had to use Baileys so its too sweet

I can get my news and weather at the pump, though.

Of course they brought donuts... it’s Friday you heathen, no meat!

Trying to get 1 coffee filter, just ONE is a real challenge.

When you eat seafood later just remember that fish and shellfish is meat

I can't remember the last time I had a good cup of coffee at work.

Press the The 4 buttons on the right of the screen in order from top to bottom and it will turn off the ad.

The community coffee guy keeps forgetting to leave Splenda when he drops off the coffee, so now I have to stalk him so I can remind him every damn time.

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Questions at the gas pump. No it isn’t a debit card, I don’t want a car wash, I don’t want to join your discount club. I just want my gas

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But do you want a receipt?