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re: First world problem of the day: Neighbor putting crap in my trash can
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:14 pm to FalseProphet
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:14 pm to FalseProphet
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I drop my dog's poop bag in the closest one that's been left out each day. They deserve it, and hopefully, the rotten stench will encourage them to retrieve their trashcan sooner.
a true public servant
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:33 pm to FalseProphet
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We have a problem in my neighborhood of people leaving their trash cans out all week, or at least a few days after trash day.
We have this huge sea beast in the neighborhood who never brings her trash can up or cuts her grass. One day the trash guys left the trash cans laid over in the road, so my neighbor stands them up and brings them up the driveway just trying to be nice. Loch Ness monster goes on a three paragraph diatribe on feeling violated and calling the cops for someone trespassing because she might have to exert some energy to take her trash cans down the driveway. I now make it a point to through my dogs shite in her garbage on our way home from our walks in the evening.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:36 pm to Cosmo
What the hell? Just talk to him if it bothers you. You said you get on pretty well with him. Just ask him why and if he has a good answer then no problem. If it really bothers you and you don't like it then ask him to stop.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:41 pm to Cosmo
i put fish guts in my neighbors trash can at night
Posted on 8/13/18 at 12:42 pm to Cosmo
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First world problem of the day: Neighbor putting crap in my trash can
There's only one available true OT balla' option. You've got to frick his wife. That'll show him.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:06 pm to Cosmo
You should wait outside of his house, unseen, and wait until he leaves to go somewhere or to check the mail or something. Attack him from behind, and quickly place a burlap sack over his head so he won't see you. Knock him down to the ground and handcuff his hands, and secure his feet. Next, dump him into the garbage can in question, shut the lid, and padlock it. Wait a few hours, then go out, acting like you are going to throw some garbage out. When you open the can up, act all shocked and innocent and "save" your neighbor. Listen to his story, let him cry it out, whatever. Suggest to him that someone obviously was trying to send a message and has it out for him, and that he should move away as soon as possible.
The alternative is to have sex with his wife on his front lawn while his house burns down.
The alternative is to have sex with his wife on his front lawn while his house burns down.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:12 pm to TheFonz
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You should wait outside of his house, unseen, and wait until he leaves to go somewhere or to check the mail or something. Attack him from behind, and quickly place a burlap sack over his head so he won't see you. Knock him down to the ground and handcuff his hands, and secure his feet. Next, dump him into the garbage can in question, shut the lid, and padlock it. Wait a few hours, then go out, acting like you are going to throw some garbage out. When you open the can up, act all shocked and innocent and "save" your neighbor. Listen to his story, let him cry it out, whatever. Suggest to him that someone obviously was trying to send a message and has it out for him, and that he should move away as soon as possible. The alternative is to have sex with his wife on his front lawn while his house burns down.
both very viable and sensible solutions
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:21 pm to Cosmo
I’d mention it to him. It’s a little odd that he’s regularly going out of his way to put rancid crap in your can.
If it’s out at curbside on pickup day, I wouldn’t care as long as it’s not leaking all over the place.
If it’s out at curbside on pickup day, I wouldn’t care as long as it’s not leaking all over the place.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:21 pm to Cosmo
Completely fill your trashcan with live raccoons.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:23 pm to Cosmo
It's a damn trash can, do you expect it to smell like roses. I swear the shite that irks people on this board is crazy.
I don't know if you're in BR, but if you are, the trash can doesn't belong to you anyway.
I don't know if you're in BR, but if you are, the trash can doesn't belong to you anyway.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:25 pm to MLCLyons
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I don't know if you're in BR, but if you are, the trash can doesn't belong to you anyway.
But he pays to have his garbage emptied from the trashcan. You're not the first person to come up with that dumbass line either... bunch of fricking retards around here.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:30 pm to terd ferguson
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But he pays to have his garbage emptied from the trashcan.
Bunch of damn Socialists on the OT. City basically leases you the can, I pay for the service on every water bill. Just because the City Parish claims ownership of the can itself doesn’t give you the right to just start filling up every can you come across.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 1:49 pm to Cosmo
Reminds me of this scene from Larry David. I say let him know if it's bothering you.
Hey buddy, what's the deal?!
Hey buddy, what's the deal?!
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:01 pm to MLCLyons
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It's a damn trash can, do you expect it to smell like roses. I swear the shite that irks people on this board is crazy.
Personally, I avoid putting rancid smelling crap in the can until day before pickup to avoid smells. Yeah, it would bother me if my neighbor passed up his own can to put some smelly stuff in mine.
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I don't know if you're in BR, but if you are, the trash can doesn't belong to you anyway.
What the heck does this matter? I still have to put up with the smell and drag whatever he put in there at to the curb.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:22 pm to Cosmo
No need for a direct confrontation.
1. Drill hole vertically through and through the lip on the center front of the container.
2. Padlock lid closed.
This of course only works with the EBR-type lids, but it does work.
1. Drill hole vertically through and through the lip on the center front of the container.
2. Padlock lid closed.
This of course only works with the EBR-type lids, but it does work.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 2:28 pm to Cosmo
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light a bag of shite on his front door
do it or youre a pussy.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 3:12 pm to Cosmo
As long as it is bagged and not a body, I don't care. I have done this before when my can was full. Of course I do it after dark b/c I suspect that some people are a territorial about their government owned trash cans.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 3:40 pm to Cosmo
Buy shrimp. Put shrimp head waste in his can.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 3:41 pm to Cosmo
Take some mail with his name on it and throw it out near the police station.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 3:45 pm to Cosmo
i have done it if mine is over full or if i dont have enough to put the can out i toss the one bag into a neighbors can "if its not already full"
clearly it sounds like guy next door wants your can to reek like death rather then his, so the stinky rotting stuff goes into yours.
i would ask him point blank in a stern yet not angry manner why he puts his nasty garbage in your can?
clearly it sounds like guy next door wants your can to reek like death rather then his, so the stinky rotting stuff goes into yours.
i would ask him point blank in a stern yet not angry manner why he puts his nasty garbage in your can?
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