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re: First World Problem of the Day (Feb6 2023)

Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Everyone in my household is under 200 pounds.

I think it was a shitty* install from the contractors 2 years ago. Toilets don't just "come loose" from the floor.



Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48849 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:30 pm to
Lol you can't fix a toilet ring? Soft


How big are you and your wife? Is she 2? 2 and a half?
This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 7:31 pm
Posted by TripleCrown
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2022
30 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:35 pm to
The fallen leaves are building up in the deep end of my pool. It’ll probably take me hundreds of minutes to get my pool ready for the swimming season. It better not interfere with me watching the SuperBowl.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49532 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

roblem of the Day (Feb6 2023) by deeprig9
The downstairs toilet came loose from the tile, was a full remodel two years ago.


Couldn't do it yourself?
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48849 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 8:00 pm to
He's a cuck
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3898 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

I would piss in the kitchen sink, but it's always full of dirty dishes.


Doesn't hurt to rinse em off.
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8369 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

s he diving through your legs while you’re shitting?


I put in a bidet in my water saver commode. Now the water level in the commode stays low. Very low. Constant problem with commode clogging. So as a temporary fix we use the bidet and the waste basket. You know the 'his - her' preference thing. So either I do away with the bidet, or get rid of the water saver commode. I'm making the assumption the bidet is causing the low water level. It wasn't a problem before I put in the bidet.

Any chance you know plumbing?

Plus Fideaux has a roving nose.

This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 8:24 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5545 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 8:26 pm to
I have 2 bidets. No issue with low water level in the toilet.

You may need to adjust/replace your float arm. You may need a new toilet. You may need your arse kicked for throwing shite tickets in trash can.
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8369 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

You may need your arse kicked for throwing shite tickets in the trash can.


Be nice. Did I say I usually use the bidet? Anyway, last time I checked, that's what bathroom trash baskets are for. I believe I said this was a temporary arrangement until I can come up with a permenant solution.

But regardless, thank you for your interest. So answer this if you can? Do you really know something about plumbing or are you just a gay guy trying to troll me? Be honest.

This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 10:40 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Spent 45 minutes reading the manual for my wife’s grand Cherokee Summit Reserve edition because her mirrors stopped folding out automatically when she starts the vehicle
Sorry, I might have hit the switch with my knee in flagrante dilecto
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Any chance you know plumbing?


Got a picture of your tank? There are a few styles, but one common one has a bowl filler + tank filler with independent adjustments. If the water in the bowl is low, you adjust the clip flowing through the pvc. Alternatively, you just run the bidet longer as it will have the same effect, essentially.
But if the flush is weak and the tank isn’t filling, then you need to adjust the float as stated before. There are styles of toilet where this is not accurate, but it’s quite common.


I had one of my upstairs toilets get a little jiggly not long ago. It’s in one of the guest rooms, so I rarely use it, but it’s got a nice view, so I was doing some pondering one day and noticed it. Seemed like the bolt had come out of the slot. Well, dad gum it- both slots had completely broken, and the flange was essentially decorative (but the thing didn’t leak and the wax seal was still fine). It’s on tile, and whoever did it before did not make any attempt at shimming the thing. The flange is one height (and a bitch to get out with rusted screws that stripped as they were removed while going around fairly poorly cut tile. I eventually ripped/broke the plastic flange off to get a metal replacement one on. And I had to use channel locks on these rusty arse screws to get them out- my stripped screw kid wouldn’t work!) It was still nowhere near flush due to the sub-floor and tile height difference. I grabbed two packs of shims off the shelf from Lowe’s, and I got it manageable. But then I learned of the existence of the Wobble Wedge. For those of you who suffered through my story and previously weren’t aware of the device, you’re welcome.


As you may expect, I’m a lazy piece of shite and still have the uncut wedges shoved all around. The “pro” move is to razor them at the edge of the toilet and lay caulk around the base to hide the gap if it’s significant like mine. But as I’m sure you’ve learned, there’s nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 9:10 pm
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8369 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

But as I’m sure you’ve learned, there’s nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.


Yep. My personal world problem: excessive toilet paper consumption + a chronic problem with a clogging commode + a naive effort to save a tree + a cheapo-depot bidet = No Compronday el problemo.

Your advice is much appreciated. I will follow your advice.

Thank you.

This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 8:50 am
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 12:13 am to
I didn't see this post yesterday so I'm having to post in it on February 7
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Anyway, last time I checked, that's what bathroom trash baskets are for.

I just checked the entirety of human knowledge and I couldn't find a single source saying that the bathroom trash can is for toilet paper with shite on it.
Posted by 7thWardTo314
Member since May 2017
1278 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 2:20 am to
quote:

My new dog likes skidmarked toilet paper. With a preference for the wads that are medium to welldone in appearance


Dude wtf. And I bet you let that dog lick on your face too huh. fricking gross
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4760 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:01 am to
Bidet usually has a line split before the entrance to the toilet?
Need to get that water level higher. Possibly and a brick to the tank?
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5704 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 5:09 am to
I think it’s more of a 1st world problem that you have to call a plumber to tighten down a toilet instead of using another bathroom. Can’t fix that yourself?
Definitely not a baw
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3603 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 6:12 am to
Someone texted me last night causing my phone to vibrate just enough to knock it off the charger. Now I'm sitting here with 30% charge
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13808 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 6:54 am to
quote:

we got a new dog that likes to eat piss-dirt.
a real man would put an end to that trait.
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