TripleCrown

The gym class rope was my favorite. It tickled my tickle spot.

The mind control that is required to finish second in the race to the “ohh ohh” finish line.

The need to utilize one water and/or coffee cup for the duration of the day.

I swim in the Comite, Amite, and Gulf of America for hours at a time. I’ll take my chances. Man-up city boys.

A cyclical roller coaster with ebbs and flows every few years. None of them are perfect. None of them terrible. …..except for Louisiana…We’ll always be terrible

Is there a deer meat processor that actually gives you back the deer that you dropped off? They all advertise it, but I don’t actually believe it. I make my own ground meat, but I like trying other smoked sausages ( No Homo).

Busloads of children being dropped of in my kids school district because their local school district is shitte. It’s cool,,, I’ll pay the property tax!! GFYSelf.

My dad was drafted into it. He saw his fair share of the shitte. He died at 38 from a heart attack. I was 7. I think his health issues were more of a result of the late 70’s / 80’s nose candy issue with veterans. I remember going to his VFW bingo hall and I was the only sober person in the room…and yet I still chose to serve when I was of age.

The hypocrisy of this world never ceases to amaze me. Post shittt about your children all that you want. People have the option to either look at it or not look it. What ever happened to live and let live?
….also, I couldn’t give 2 shitz whether or not your kid won the fake natty.

Attempted to order Zyn pouches online and realized that the website doesn’t ship to Louisiana. FML!